The Imaginary Twitter of Chelsea Nevermore

[Saikii]

Oct. 5th- Check it! I finally caved and got an imaginary Twitter! So... where to start?

Oct.5th- My dad is the Nevermore Raven, which basically means he's this gigantic bird-shadow monster that everyone likes denying the existence of.

Oct.5th- I can't say as I like people denying my dad's existence, but it does make my parent teacher conferences SO MUCH MORE FUN! You should see the looks on their faces when they scream in terror at the swirling black abyss! I don't really blame them.

Oct.5th- I mean my home is absolutely terrifying and I have to go back to it every night. Dad looks out for me, though. Good thing he doesn't know I have this or he'd be really angry and he is HORRIFYING when he is angry! -shudders-

Oct.10th- The other day our mailman mysteriously turned into a femailman. Yeah, I don't really get it either, but I like the change! He...or she...(I dunno) LOOKS FABULOUS!

Oct. 10th- hears a screech in the back ground- Gotta go! My dad's calling!  

[Saikii]

((Edited))

I suggested that my buddy, Michael Sandero's first head, join the soccer team, but he says he can't! His grades are slipping. Ain't that a kick in the head?!  

[Saikii]

Michael had to write a 10 page research paper on imaginary corn without any hands. I guess he didn't do so well... -shrugs?-  

[Saikii]

I tried to get Sandero to type. He says the keyboard tastes like sweaty corn chips and faceless old people.  

[Saikii]

DO NOT VOLUNTEER FOR STREXCORP'S MEDICAL STUDY! DO NOT VOLUNTEER...  

[Saikii]

No one who has volunteered has ever returned the same.  

[Saikii]

No one who has volunteered has ever returned at all...  

[Saikii]

(( She's from Night Vale, so it's somewhat to be expected. ))  

[Mama Ame]

Prof. Moonie

Be aware that there's a 140-character limit on Twitter posts.

rofl one of my favorite episodes rofl  

[Saikii]

The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home is surprisingly good at chess! #Chess #Checkmate  

[Saikii]

At least I think it's her...