So Runts...
I haven't had Runt in years until recently when I raided some from my nephew's ToT pumpkin and oh my god...
Runts used to be one of my favorite candies. I never missed an opportunity to snag a handful from a candy machine whenever I could because:
1) They were small, portable, and snack-able like M&Ms and Skittles
2) Unlike other fruit candies, they included Banana as a main flavor and it's my favorite flavor.
3) The green one was not "green apple" which is the flavor I hate the most to a vomit inducing extent.
4) It had one hell cherry flavor.
So what has Wonka done to my beloved childhood Runts to make me hate them so?
They cut the Cherry from the line-up and added green ******** Green Apple!
They also added a "grape" flavor that seriously tastes like s**t. It's the worst artificial grape I've ever tasted, with that children's mediciney aftertaste.
To add insult to injury, the packet of Runts I got was mostly grape and green apple with only three strawberries and half of a banana. HALF!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE