I think he hit a home run and knocked me up

[Booty Popping]

So, I'm a lazy person, and i was SUPER lazy and waited a week to start my new pack of birth control, after three days of starting my new pack, I go over to my boyfriends house, and we have sex, lots of it in one night. So I think i might be preggers, my period is due to start in 24 hrs or so, but i've been real sick lately, like not nausea and vomitting, but the farts, the pooping, and the bloating and the burps, and the stomach pains, that could be my IBS (irritable Bowel Syndrome) or it could mean i'm pregnant, or it could be i'm overreacting and the stress has triggered my IBS. If my period doesn't come on monday, the test i shall take, shoot, i'm too old to be having these scares...does it help if i say i've been on the pill for about three years now?  

[Lashuri Chan]

Um no it doesn't help that you've been on it for three years. You're mostly pregnant because of laziness so lesson learned I hope if it turns out that you're not.

Anyways you seem to know what you're going to do if it doesn't come tomorrow so just wait and try to calm down.

 

[PSM Guild Mule]

Stress can cause late periods and you can also trick your body into thinking it's pregnant.

The only way to be sure is to take a test.