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Is Santa dumb or something?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:28 pm


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I don't know it just seems like now and days with Xnas speicals they always make santa look like an idiot.

Now the lyrics go:

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

And yet you got these movies and specials where Santa doesn't have a damn clue about someone being bad or naughty.

Some examples:

Powerpuff Girls: Twas the fight before Xmas. That princess girl goes to his workshop and see that she is the only one on his naughty list and simply changes it so she is the only one on his nice list and santa just bends over backwards until he see right in front of his face that she is a b***h!

The new Spongebob Xmas episode computer animated- Plankton says that Santa has seen all of his misdeeds and that is why he gets coal every year. BUT!!! Plankton makes fruitcake laced with jerk-tonium and feeds it to Spongebob who isn't affected and Spongebob gives it to everyone else not knowing about the jerk-tonium. While Plankton makes a robot looking like Spongebob to ruin his sweet, naive, innocent reputation. Then Santa comes and says everyone but Plankton is on the naughty list and says to Spongebob that he was the naughtiest of all and then points to the robot causing chaos and it isn't until the real Spongebob saves him, that he actually gets it!

Olive the other Reindeer- Classic! The evil mailman writes mean letters and sends them to Santa and Santa's dumb self decides to cancel Xmas.

Santa doesn't see s**t! And he doesn't know s**t either! But I guess people decide to make them like that because Santa actually knowing and seeing the bad things would ruin the plot so it's best to make him look like a dumbass and eat the crap rude people feed him. Yeah because cookies and milk are overrated.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:57 am


I like it when Santa is betrayed as one of the best and nicest trickster elves around. Like the Phineas and Ferb Christmas special, where he went to hilarious and epic lengths to give everyone what they wanted for Christmas, even the pseudo-evil scientist Doof who wanted some reason to hate Christmas so he could be a proper villain. There was also some Disney Christmas special shown recently where the three kid ducks made a huge mess of Santa's workshop trying to make sure they weren't on his naughty list, while Santa was apparently asleep and slow-thinking. But then the trouble ended up teaching them a lesson about not being so selfish and when they made the right choice, he rewarded them.

Santa sometimes looks stupid because Santa is a magnificent b*****d. cool

Ysavvryl

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