Funny weird news stories

[MrsrachaelSnape]

I was watching the news where I heard this story
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/01/05/local-grandmother-unknowingly-grew-marijuana-plants/ she was tricked by a Smurf wink

share stories that you read or watched you found funny or just weird.  

[Shiver`]

I'm gonna try that excuse if I ever grew pot.
Play the stupid card.
Did she have a drug test? If she popped hot you know she is full of BS. Probably does pot often, explains why she only went to 7th grade.


Anyways last night I found a really weird story that pissed me off! This happened several years ago but the father of a 3 yr was high on PCP and ate the little boy eye out and nearly destroyed the other. The little boy told the authorizes "My daddy ate my eyes out" . How weird and tragic is that?! I was so pissed off and kept looking for updates about what happened to the sicko father with no leads.

Now I'm actually okay with marijuana, but PCP? Why the ******** would anyone take that?! stressed  

[MrsrachaelSnape]

When I heard the story I first thought she must be on drugs and saw the "Smurf .It's because of her age she got away with it.

That a mess up story , hate when they don't give updates. Though I notice here in Pittsburgh we get a lot of drug stores. ninja http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2011/05/18/teacher-finds-heroin-in-7-year-old-students-backpack/ like that one  

[Dell Conagher]

This one.  

[kimono girl snotty]

UGH, I used to live in a super shitty rural hicktown, and for ages the front page story of the crap newspaper there was about this giant pig called Blackie that was going to be killed because the family had no piggery permit. Like every day you'd get an update on the status of the pig, it was the stupidest thing I'd ever seen  

[MrsrachaelSnape]

Dell Conagher

This one.

That sick of him, but is bad I'm glad he died?

@ see u next tuesday sound like you lived in a small town. Love your user name.  

[Teh Savior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M2HxVIlKF_A  

[MrsrachaelSnape]

Teh Savior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M2HxVIlKF_A

anything on fox news is funny xd  

[Teh Savior]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/01/06/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop_n_1190410.html  

[MrsrachaelSnape]

Teh Savior

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/01/06/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop_n_1190410.html

huffingtonpost. rofl

is it good that I think I saw him in a sig on gaia?  

[MrsrachaelSnape]

here's another one -http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/03/alan-colmes-mocks-rick-santorum-for-playing-with-his-dead-baby/  

[Eudaemon]

Well, I'm reading through my town's online Town Crier (basically, an open forum of comments)

Right now, someone wants to attend a non-denominational church. Everyone is like "this church is non-denominational!!!" and they list off a Christian churches. Finally, someone who has a religious studies minor points out that non-denominational churches are called Unitarian Universalist churches, but the original asker completely ignores the CORRECT answer and thanks people who are incorrect.

Ugh, I live in a town of stupid people.