Evil Genie

[Kiaori Moon Warrior]

Make a wish, and the user below have to spoil it somehow.

I wish I had millions and millions of gold.  

[ghgvjj]

Wish granted but you can't use it.

I wish I would stop posting under you.  

[KaylaGalela]

Granted, but Kiaori's posts are the only ones you can see.

I wish I were poor.

 

[Mythey Maysonia]

Granted. But now you must pay off your worst enemy's student loan debt with what little money you do have.

I wish I had an ice cold soda right now.  

[Voat]

wish granted but you can't drink it because it's frozen

i wish i had an endless supply of corn dogs  

[Shiver`]

Granted. But they land instantly on top of you crushing you to death.

I wish I was pretty.  

[Qyp]

Granted, you are doing it right now.

I wish that I could not have anything bad happen and if this wish gives something bad, then that bad thing has to be so bad that it destroys itself first.  

[KaylaGalela]

Qyp

Granted, you are doing it right now.

I wish that I could not have anything bad happen and if this wish gives something bad, then that bad thing has to be so bad that it destroys itself first.

Granted, but your wish has ripped a hole in the fabric of reality and caused the universe to fall in on itself, forming a singularity. What happens there is anyone's guess.

I wish I hadn't granted that wish.

 

[I Sinistro I]

(O_O Man, I keep posting AFTER you in these games! lol)

Granted! But now everything is WAY worse than what it was before!

D; I wish I wasn't so lazy to refill on Root Beer!  

[Saerynn]

Styk_Figure_BoB

(O_O Man, I keep posting AFTER you in these games! lol)

Granted! But now everything is WAY worse than what it was before!

D; I wish I wasn't so lazy to refill on Root Beer!

Granted, but it's WARM root beer now.

I wish I wish I were a fish. *derp*  

[Troll Djinn]

Granted,but you will be trapped in a fish who is being sold at market for food alive until you are cut up and eaten.

I wish I could finally be done with college and start teaching.  

[Kiaori Moon Warrior]

granted! but all your students would be so annoying and stupid that you will hate everyday your work, and wish to go back to college again.

I wish I could attract the people I want.  

[Avia the Angel]

Granted! But they will be into some odd fetishes that up until you met them you never even knew people could be interested in.

I wish I could win the lottery.  

[GirlPuck]

Granted! But you will immediately lose it all in a high-stakes poker game.

I wish I could fly.