Funny Quotes

[GlNNN]

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[GlNNN]

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars
in the sky and I thought to myself, where
the heck is the ceiling.  

[GlNNN]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my
Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not
screaming, like the passengers in his car.  

[Norokii]

Aragorn: "Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall."
Pippin: "What about breakfast?"
Aragorn: "You've already had it."
Pippin: "We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?"
Merry: "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."
Pippin: "What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?"
Merry: "I wouldn't count on it.  

[Cody Party Pie]

DO A BARREL ROLL!
-Peppy Hare  

[Elizamimi]

Donald's laugh.  

[_Violin of Vanadiel_]

"I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals"


"If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty."  

[Retro_Chic_Chick]

heart  

[Glizzy Mcguire]

Regine Masilang

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my
Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not
screaming, like the passengers in his car.

 

[Arikushisu]

I mustache you a question, but, I'll shave it for later.

 

[Beloved Soul]

From Tales of Phantasia...

Claus: "What, do you want to protect the environment or something?"
Dhaos: "Heh heh...Hahaha. You think I'm just trying to protect the environment? Do I look like a tree-hugger to you?"

Made me lol the first time I played through that game. xD  

[Povey98]

A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing  

[PandaOrWhatever]

~*epic up in here...

person 1: You know whats interesting about that statement?
person 2: What?
person 1: How little i give a crap about it. cat_cool

...epic up in here*~

 

[Kitsuen-chan]

I was a member of the percussion in our band in middle school (cymbals) and told on of the bass drums to "Do a drum roll."

Ironic thing is, when we went back inside (we practice outside, lucky cars, blaugh emotion_awesome blaugh sweatdrop ) she fell forward and rolled with her bass drum (She was short the drum was big...) ...she hasn't heard the end of that and I'm in high school now...every time she gets out the bass drum... rofl rofl rofl emotion_facepalm  

[kbaby0921]

"I look like a nerdy hilbilly!"
-Stu from The Hangover