~~ Minute RP Game! ~~

[Lindira]

Hi Everybody! Let's play a game!

Here's how it works:
The person above you comes up with a scenario. You say what you'd do in that scenario. Then you create a scenario for the next person. That's it!

Example:

Player 1

A Romulan ambassador is offended by the choice of cheeses at your intercultural wine and cheese tasting. What do you do?

Player 2

I "accidentally" shoot him with the cork of a bottle of champagne and he spends the rest of the party in sick bay.

A Jem'Hadar soldier has you captive on his ship in a cargo bay. What do you do?

A Few Rules/Suggestions:
~ Be creative and have fun with it! You can be as silly or serious as you want to be.
~ Please don't pick fights/swear too much/be very vulgar/yadda yadda yadda.
~ You cannot RP a scenario that is not right above you. Only exception is in the case of 2 posts at the same time.
~ Don't create a game like this one in another thread, so as to keep spam down.
~ Do not bump.
~ Follow the main guild rules.
~ Have fun!

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I'll start us off.

You're the head doctor of the infirmary of a space station. A Nausicaan demands a drug for his cold that you know from his charts would react badly with another drug he's taking. You also know that he'll be very angry if he doesn't get the drug he wants. What do you do?  

[Sustineo]

A andorioan vessal attacks your ship saying that you bomed there HQ, but you diddn't, what do you do?  

[Se Ga Takai]

Quote:

You're the head doctor of the infirmary of a space station. A Nausicaan demands a drug for his cold that you know from his charts would react badly with another drug he's taking. You also know that he'll be very angry if he doesn't get the drug he wants. What do you do?

slip him a sugar pill that looks and initially acts like thecold medicine, but also carries a feel good effect. Then study to see if there is another medicine that would work well with the cold medicine, adn replace the effects of the old Medicine.

[[charge]]

A andorioan vessal attacks your ship saying that you bomed there HQ, but you diddn't, what do you do?

you were supposed to answer Lindiras Question irst, but w/e, I'll go ahead and let you question take precidence now.  

[Lystat]

You are standing between a group of drunken, but angry, Klingon Warriors, and on the other side an even angrier Romulan Crew. You are one lowly security officer with a phaser. What do you do?  

[Shuromai]

Lystat

You are standing between a group of drunken, but angry, Klingon Warriors, and on the other side an even angrier Romulan Crew. You are one lowly security officer with a phaser. What do you do?

Drop the f-ing phaser and run like he!!. Or, if that wouldn't work, set the phaser on high-output wide beam and fire it while spinning in circles. That should hit them all....  

[Lopan]

You run into a transwarp gate leading to the Delta Quadrant. As you try to contact Starfleet, a tractor beam pulls you inside and you hurtle towards Borg space. What do you do?  

[Spockk]

Lopan

You run into a transwarp gate leading to the Delta Quadrant. As you try to contact Starfleet, a tractor beam pulls you inside and you hurtle towards Borg space. What do you do?

Once I get inside the Borg ship, I get my trusty crew and plunder the Borg with assorted meats and fruits from Publix! Take THAT, Borg scum!

You went back in time and you are walking on Earth with a 9mmsidearm and a phaser set on high output, when you are mugged. The mugger seems to have some sort of body armor, and a Rent-A-Cop who would only care about violence from a civilian is standing nearby, What do you do?  

[Saoraan]

Hazerdous Spock

Lopan

You run into a transwarp gate leading to the Delta Quadrant. As you try to contact Starfleet, a tractor beam pulls you inside and you hurtle towards Borg space. What do you do?

Once I get inside the Borg ship, I get my trusty crew and plunder the Borg with assorted meats and fruits from Publix! Take THAT, Borg scum!

You went back in time and you are walking on Earth with a 9mmsidearm and a phaser set on high output, when you are mugged. The mugger seems to have some sort of body armor, and a Rent-A-Cop who would only care about violence from a civilian is standing nearby, What do you do?

set phaser to stun slip it right up next to him and shoot then say that he is having a heart attack  

[Saoraan]

you crash land a runabout on a hostile dominion planet and are about to get attacked by many Jem'hadar warriors. your commanding officer is critically wounded inside the runabout what do you do?  

[TPila]

Saoraan

you crash land a runabout on a hostile dominion planet and are about to get attacked by many Jem'hadar warriors. your commanding officer is critically wounded inside the runabout what do you do?

Tell them that you have a large quantity of tetrical white (sp?) and negociate that you will give it to them if they leave you alone until you get your ship up and running and you commanding officer feeling better. Then take off, and hope like heck you have enough of a head-start when they figure out you jipped them.

You are in charge of a welcoming celebration for the newest humanoid race to join the Federation. Unfortunately, they are not immune yet to several sicknesses- including the one that makes you look like you are intoxicated (drunk). They are all affected, and you have to figure out how to get the crazy humanoids under control, before they start hurting people, and ruin all the negotiations you've already made. What do you do?  

[Saoraan]

TPila

Saoraan

you crash land a runabout on a hostile dominion planet and are about to get attacked by many Jem'hadar warriors. your commanding officer is critically wounded inside the runabout what do you do?

Tell them that you have a large quantity of tetrical white (sp?) and negociate that you will give it to them if they leave you alone until you get your ship up and running and you commanding officer feeling better. Then take off, and hope like heck you have enough of a head-start when they figure out you jipped them.

You are in charge of a welcoming celebration for the newest humanoid race to join the Federation. Unfortunately, they are not immune yet to several sicknesses- including the one that makes you look like you are intoxicated (drunk). They are all affected, and you have to figure out how to get the crazy humanoids under control, before they start hurting people, and ruin all the negotiations you've already made. What do you do?

Pump the antidote in through the environmental control system and hope that it will work.  

[Lindira]

You're in holodeck, running a fantasy program you just bought off a friendly Ferengi at the last space station. You're just about to slay the mythical dragon with your old pal Merlin, when suddenly the holodeck malfunctions (naturally). The safeties are off and Merlin doesn't want to help you defeat the dragon. He (naturally) wants to find a way to live in the outside world. And he threatens you with his wand. With a fire-breathing dragon on one side, and a slightly psychotic magician on the other, what do you do?  

[Hyratel Dragon]

wait for it.... wait for it... as they both blast you in frustration, hit the deck, making them hit each other in cross-fire, then end program, because Merlin has blasted the dragon out of this universe, and Merlin is a crispy.

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A Ferengi is trying to sell you a bogus replicator (don't ask, don't tell). How do you decline with out offending him?  

[TPila]

Bigfoot TI

wait for it.... wait for it... as they both blast you in frustration, hit the deck, making them hit each other in cross-fire, then end program, because Merlin has blasted the dragon out of this universe, and Merlin is a crispy.

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A Ferengi is trying to sell you a bogus replicator (don't ask, don't tell). How do you decline with out offending him?

Politely explain that you don't need another replicator, and then point him in the direction of some who, unfortunately for them, "does need a replicator".

The holodeck malfunctions while a there is a monster simulation running, at the same time as Data is having a routine diagnostic. Never mind the technobabble of HOW it happened, but now Data is running around the Enterprise being possessed by Dracula, Frankenstein, a Werewolf and the Mummy. What do you do?  

[Hyratel Dragon]

Throw something (baseball, turned-off phaser, whathaveyou) at the small of his back, and hope your throwing arm is good.

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Your buddy is challenged to a drinking contest by a Klingon, and you have to get him through it without him falling asleep mid-glass, or passing out when it's over. Your plan?