I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS ‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING I’M HOOKED AND I CAN’T CARING OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER AND A MEANINGFUL METER MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKE ME SO BRAINY- thedailywhat