Comedy Club (jokes welcome)

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xd lol!  

[Lazlow-Kun]

very early in the morning a guy and his friend are hanging out in his new apartment, the guy is showing off all his neat stuff when he says "dude you have to check out the clock in my room, it's awesome" so they go in and all there is this huge gong the guys asks how does it work so he shows him by giving the gong a good whack, a moment later the guy next door screams "it's 2 ******** 30 in the morning, go to bed"  

[virus73]

*dies from lack of air in his lungs because he laughed so much* HOLY HELL THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!  

[virus73]

Lazlow-Kun

very early in the morning a guy and his friend are hanging out in his new apartment, the guy is showing off all his neat stuff when he says "dude you have to check out the clock in my room, it's awesome" so they go in and all there is this huge gong the guys asks how does it work so he shows him by giving the gong a good whack, a moment later the guy next door screams "it's 2 ******** 30 in the morning, go to bed"

lol, nice. not as funny as mistresses, but then again...not many can match the power of mistress of the dark...... sweatdrop  

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HAI! blaugh  

[Count-BlahX]

I don't have a joke, but I have a lame pick up line. biggrin

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock." ;DDDDD  

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Count-Blah

I don't have a joke, but I have a lame pick up line. biggrin

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock." ;DDDDD

lol! Thats awesome! I think a guy used one on me once, I LOVED IT!

it's um.. "Roses are blue, Violets are red, what do I have to do, to get you in bed?"



poetry blaugh awesomeness! 3nodding heart  

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Mistress of the Dark

lol, lazlow and blah, good ones xd

me thought they were cute too blaugh  

[EmOneGarand]

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[EmOneGarand]

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[EmOneGarand]

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A: Just two.. how they got in there sure beats me!  

[Lazlow-Kun]

elryck

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lmao, I saw that one tuesday night on Leno xd