It's Game time! Backfire Wishing!

[Torixed]

The rules are simple, it all starts with a wish. The next person grants the previous persons wish, but counters it in a way it backfires. Then they wish for something themselves.

Example:

"Person #1: I wish for 1000$!

Person #2: Granted, you now have a 1000 dollars, but you stole it from a bank and are now running from the law. I wish for a water gun!

Person #3: Granted dude! but the water gun can't hold water without it all dropping out in a matter of seconds! I wish I could become invisible."

And so on, and so on. It's a fun game when a lot of people join, so everyone take a crack at it! And be creative!

Starting Wish:

I wish I was invisible!  

[Toy Train Driver]

Granted but u can't c urself either !
I wish for a mansion ! !  

[Torixed]

Granted, but its haunted by ghosts and zombies!
I wish i could fly. neutral  

[Toy Train Driver]

Granted !
But i shoot u down when u r flying !
I wish i've tons of gold !  

[DarknessTrilogy]

Granted but you have to lick my butthole twisted
I wish I could run supa fast  

[South Dakota Dictator]

GRANTED! But you run into a wall hard and die.
I wish I was a bird!  

[Torixed]

Granted, but since you were once human you forgot you had to fly south for the winter and died as a Birdy-Popsicle. I wish I had a Boat. pirate  

[Toy Train Driver]

Granted !
But u dunno how to row one and got lost in the sea surrounded by hungry sharks !
I wish i'm the tallest person in dha world ! [:  

[DarknessTrilogy]

Granted but your legs are to tall u cant control them so u fall and die
I wish i had my dream avi  

[South Dakota Dictator]

Granted!
But the clothing was too tight and you suffocate.
I Wish I was a zombie! MOO!  

[doublelifegirl357]

Granted! But the whole US army has been hunting zombies and you get killed.
I wish I was Force-sensitive (I <3 Star wars...)  

[Torixed]

Granted, "Doublelifegirl357 now has the force! However, the power was to great for even her to control. After going wild with power, She attempts force lightning and it fails horribly when it backfires and travels up her own arm and into her own heart, stopping it and killing her immediately. R.I.P. DoubleLifeGirl..." Shouldn't mess with those Mini-Cloreans or however you spell it, its some dangerous stuff. :3

I wish i had a pony. xd  

[musicguy16]

Granted. But it's a Nightmare (Inkheart reference ftw <3) that ends up trying to kill you. Have fun running for your life! x3

I wish I had... A RUBBERBAND. biggrin  

[South Dakota Dictator]

GRANTED! But you slunged it into your left eye and now forever blind there.
I wish Santa was pulling his own sleigh instead! Learn how to fly Santa! Fly!  

[DarknessTrilogy]

granted but He is so fat he falls and cracks his neck no more Christmas R.I.P Santa Clause
I wish i had a lightsaber