My Humorous Life | Page 1 | The Random Guild | Guild Forums

The Iliaddict

Hygenic Lunatic

7,300 Points

200
100
250

Offline

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:55 am


	Because I lead such a humorous life, I have decided I will make a thread topic with the sole purpose of sharing these hilarities. And because I experience so many, but fail in posting in the guild often, I encourage you all to share the moments in your day that make you laugh. :] Let's all just post, post, post!... Please? Then we all can be in on each others' inside jokes -- "Smooth move, Ferguson!" : D

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:58 am


	Pick-Up Line... Back-Fired Anna: How much does a polar bear weigh? -silence- Anna: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Mr. Nine-Inch. Cara: How's Mr. Two-Inch down there?

The Iliaddict

Hygenic Lunatic

7,300 Points

200
100
250

Offline

The Iliaddict

Hygenic Lunatic

7,300 Points

200
100
250

Offline

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:01 am


	The Bases Will: I bet you haven't even gotten to first base. Jory: Yeah, I have! Ellen: Not even a quarter of the base, Jory! Me: I wouldn't bet a penny. Miles: Yeah? Well, I've gone to second and back again. Ellen: Uh-huh, sure. Jory: I'm open on third! Cara: I like chicken, too!

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:49 pm


	Nuts Gian Carlo: Hey, guys. How's break been? Will: I just got kicked in the nuts. mad Gian Carlo: What nuts?

The Iliaddict

Hygenic Lunatic

7,300 Points

200
100
250

Offline

Malevolent Seduction

Genius

Offline

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:11 pm


	While my friend and I were running on the track... Kyle: Where's your cape? Me: I don't need a cape; I have my hair.

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 5:53 am


	Me Me: . . .

Unit Blue

Offline

lillybabe789

Friendly Genius

Offline

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:25 am


	Running Cool-Down Lap at Track Practice -My friend Jamie and I are running- ((Graeme runs by)) Graeme: Hey Leah, what event are you doing? Leah: I'm doing speeds.

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:44 am


	: D Malevolent Seduction While my friend and I were running on the track... Kyle: Where's your cape? Me: I don't need a cape; I have my hair.

The Iliaddict

Hygenic Lunatic

7,300 Points

200
100
250

Offline

The Iliaddict

Hygenic Lunatic

7,300 Points

200
100
250

Offline

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:49 am


	Harry Potter Craze Cara: Harry Potter is the best! Me: That's what I've been telling you for years, and you finally think to read the series? Cara: Uh-huh! I'm going to marry Harry. Ellen: He dies. Me: Well, sorta... Cara: Okay, Dobby, then. Ellen: Dead. Cara: Dumbledore. Me: How can you possibly not know that Snape didn't kill him?! Cara: Whatever. How about Voldemort? He'd be easier to kiss since he doesn't have a nose. Ellen: Dead. Me: Ew. Cara: Uh, Bellatrix? Me and Ellen: DEAD! Cara: Nooooo! Draco?! Me: He gets married and has a kid named Scorpius. Cara: That's hot.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 6:54 pm


	My B I T C H E S This is my friend Gian Carlo's song... I treat my b i t c h e s like I treat my b i t c h e s. B i t c h, inhale. B i t c h, exhale. It goes on like that for quite a while... xD

The Iliaddict

Hygenic Lunatic

7,300 Points

200
100
250

Offline

Malevolent Seduction

Genius

Offline

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 7:02 pm


	I tend to wear a lot of dark clothing so... Me: Let's go to the mall together and shop for new clothes~! (acting all girly and stuff) Monica (friend): Alright. But I'm keeping you away from the dark clothing. Me: I don't wear a lot of dark clothing... Monica: One day, I'm going to visit your house, break in, and burn all of your dark clothing. Me: (jokingly) Then I'll have nothing left over. And isn't that a little harsh? Monica: Hey, that's what friends are for. Me: To burn my money-spent clothes? Monica: ...Yes

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 7:03 pm


	rofl Malevolent Seduction I tend to wear a lot of dark clothing so... Me: Let's go to the mall together and shop for new clothes~! (acting all girly and stuff) Monica (friend): Alright. But I'm keeping you away from the dark clothing. Me: I don't wear a lot of dark clothing... Monica: One day, I'm going to visit your house, break in, and burn all of your dark clothing. Me: (jokingly) Then I'll have nothing left over. And isn't that a little harsh? Monica: Hey, that's what friends are for. Me: To burn my money-spent clothes? Monica: ...Yes

The Iliaddict

Hygenic Lunatic

7,300 Points

200
100
250

Offline

The Iliaddict

Hygenic Lunatic

7,300 Points

200
100
250

Offline

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 7:08 pm


	Okay, so I tend to make a lot of dark little comments throughout the day, most of which aren't actually very funny, but, hey, it's a work in progress, no? Talent Show -Glittery Hat Girls- ... 'Jesus Christ, can't they confine the glitter to the Twilight Saga?' ... 'Dude, did Ke$ha puke on their headwear?' ... 'Oh, I get it. They're categorized by seizure level.' [Silver hats, pink hats, and hot pink hats were worn] Surprisingly, my friends think I'm funny. Go figure. Gym Class Meisha: What about Ms. Lim? Mr. G: Isn't she married? Me: No. Key word: Ms. Mr. G walked away...

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:20 pm


	flash of goldilocks Awesome thread flash! xd

Toxic Pepper
Captain

Offline

The Iliaddict

Hygenic Lunatic

7,300 Points

200
100
250

Offline

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:55 pm


	If only if only. :/ Not a lot of people post... Toxic Pepper flash of goldilocks Awesome thread flash! xd

Welcome to Gaia! ::

Gaia Guilds

★ The Random Guild: Random People Unite! [[Since 2008]] ★

Quick Reply

More Information