Near's Vending Machine

[AceWaldo]

Saw this on the Naruto forum. Thought it would be fun. Here's what you do:

1st Poster: *inserts coin*

2nd Poster: You get Matts goggles *inserts coin*

3rd Poster: You get a sugar cube *inserts coin*

etc. etc.
Everything that comes out of the machine must be Death Note related! You can also keep an inventory list in your posts to keep track of your items. You can post images too if you want. pirate

I'll begin.

*inserts coin*  

[PsycherXX]

You get L trying to investigate the possibility of him being in a vending machine.

*inserts coin*  

[Fairy-Amazon]

You get L tutoring Near and Mello in the ways of a being a detective
*insert coin*  

[PsycherXX]

You get Light.
Light: I am the god of the new worl- Hey, let go of me!!!

*inserts coin*  

[Fairy-Amazon]

You get a chocolate cake heart

You: what the--? *gets tackled by L* oof!!

L: CHOCOLATE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

*inserts coin*  

[PsycherXX]

(You forgot to insert a coin, so I insert it for you)

You get a bag of suspicious potato chips.

Light:*opens bag and pulls out death note* I'll take a potato chip....AND EAT IT!!!*cough cough, then faints*

*inserts coin*  

[Fairy-Amazon]

(oh whoops sweatdrop thank you lol)

You get an L plushie

You: Yay xd
Near: *tackles you* Mine! *runs away with your plushie
You: sad

*insert coin*  

[PsycherXX]

You get a strange ba-*smoke explosion*


Matt: Mello!! I got her coins!!
Mello: Good!! Quickly, to the chocolate store!!

*inserts coin*  

[Chocolate And The Games]

You got Mello's chocolate!
..........
Ohcrap, you better run for it.
O.O

~inserts coin~

 

[PsycherXX]

You got Matt's DS. Please proceed to run like hell.

*inserts coin*  

[Chocolate And The Games]

~Runs like hell~
You got BB
~Everyone around you seems to follow suit and run like Hell~
Maybe you should do the same?
~plays DS~

~inserts coin~

 

[PsycherXX]

Mello: Matt, you forgot the coin.*inserts coin for Matt*

You got........CONGRATULATIONS, You got the Death Note Jackpot!!!!
However, we are out of Death Notes(We keep asking Light to stop hogging them, but he refuses to) so you get a "Facepalm Note!!" It uses all the same rules and systems as the Death Note, but only facepalm-ier!!

*inserts coin*  

[Chocolate And The Games]

; ~ ;

OH, LUCKY YOU!
it appears you've gotten an exclusive item!
What can it possible be?! Take a closer look!

Why it's...ot's......
A pen!

Light may have all the Death Notes but without this it's pretty useless!

~inserts coin~