Limericks of DOOM!

[EmOneGarand]

A thread for a limerick or two.
Lets hear a few from the crew.
So write us a verse,
But don't be perverse.
I bid you all adieu.

xd

Write some more limericks ninja  

[The Badass Angel]

I know a young lady from surrey
Who cooked up a whole pot of curry
She ate the whole lot
Straight from the pot
And ran to the loo in a hurry

I used this one because I ate raw chillies yesterday in a drunken daze... Never again gonk  

[EmOneGarand]

Badass Angel

I know a young lady from surrey
Who cooked up a whole pot of curry
She ate the whole lot
Straight from the pot
And ran to the loo in a hurry

I used this one because I ate raw chillies yesterday in a drunken daze... Never again gonk

lol.. thats a good one xd  

[virus73]

How in the world do you write a limerick?
does it deal with being a maverick?
don't think me a cynic
if i'd call myself finnic
cause i'm just feeling a bit like a p***k.



ya i have no clue what i'm doing....  

[EmOneGarand]

virus73

How in the world do you write a limerick?
does it deal with being a maverick?
don't think me a cynic
if i'd call myself finnic
cause i'm just feeling a bit like a p***k.



ya i have no clue what i'm doing....

Thats about it lol

AABBA rhyme scheme  

[virus73]

elryck

virus73

How in the world do you write a limerick?
does it deal with being a maverick?
don't think me a cynic
if i'd call myself finnic
cause i'm just feeling a bit like a p***k.



ya i have no clue what i'm doing....

Thats about it lol

AABBA rhyme scheme

ok, hows this


there once lived a loser named moe
he lived all alone was a schmoe
he thought a good job
would be things to rob
now hes off to prison with joe

prison wasn't good for moe
he was harrassed and beat up by joe
one day he dropped the soap
becasue it had no rope
now moe must bend over for joe

joe made his 817<|-| out of moe
they sat and caressed all alone
when joe gave a poke
moe gave a stroke
moe was a happy hoe of joe

parole came fast for moe
he longed to be free of joe
now he could say
i'm not really gay
and be free all alone at home

alas, sad was poor moe
he couldn't adjust to life all alone
he yurned for the dear
that devirginized his rear
he couldn't go on without joe  

[+migurushii+]

A poem with no rhyme
Isn't that such a crime?

ACK

Tears fall from her cheeks every night,
The blood on her wrists gave everyone such fright.

Worry, doubt and envy consumes this chick,
Not only that, but saying nothing about her makes her pass off as some p***k.

She tries and hides,
But instead she cries.

And has no-one to blame but herself.





I hope that was oki whee  

[+migurushii+]

virus73

elryck

virus73

How in the world do you write a limerick?
does it deal with being a maverick?
don't think me a cynic
if i'd call myself finnic
cause i'm just feeling a bit like a p***k.



ya i have no clue what i'm doing....

Thats about it lol

AABBA rhyme scheme

ok, hows this


there once lived a loser named moe
he lived all alone was a schmoe
he thought a good job
would be things to rob
now hes off to prison with joe

prison wasn't good for moe
he was harrassed and beat up by joe
one day he dropped the soap
becasue it had no rope
now moe must bend over for joe

joe made his 817<|-| out of moe
they sat and caressed all alone
when joe gave a poke
moe gave a stroke
moe was a happy hoe of joe

parole came fast for moe
he longed to be free of joe
now he could say
i'm not really gay
and be free all alone at home

alas, sad was poor moe
he couldn't adjust to life all alone
he yurned for the dear
that devirginized his rear
he couldn't go on without joe

eek wow... xd  

[virus73]

+migurushii+

virus73

elryck

virus73

How in the world do you write a limerick?
does it deal with being a maverick?
don't think me a cynic
if i'd call myself finnic
cause i'm just feeling a bit like a p***k.



ya i have no clue what i'm doing....

Thats about it lol

AABBA rhyme scheme

ok, hows this


there once lived a loser named moe
he lived all alone was a schmoe
he thought a good job
would be things to rob
now hes off to prison with joe

prison wasn't good for moe
he was harrassed and beat up by joe
one day he dropped the soap
becasue it had no rope
now moe must bend over for joe

joe made his 817<|-| out of moe
they sat and caressed all alone
when joe gave a poke
moe gave a stroke
moe was a happy hoe of joe

parole came fast for moe
he longed to be free of joe
now he could say
i'm not really gay
and be free all alone at home

alas, sad was poor moe
he couldn't adjust to life all alone
he yurned for the dear
that devirginized his rear
he couldn't go on without joe

eek wow... xd

ya, i thoguht that one up while i was taking a shower the other day, weird neh?  

[+migurushii+]

virus73

ya, i thoguht that one up while i was taking a shower the other day, weird neh?

Well only the shower part, but it was very nice of you to share, the rhymes and story was.... xd entertaining 3nodding  

[XxNightGoddessxX]

Heres one I happen to come across online today o.0

There was a young lady named Gloria
who'd been had by Sir Gerald Di Maurier,
and then by six men,
Sir Gerald again,
and the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.  

[Eiji-san]

I choked while writing this lymric
sadly they used the hymlic
it could have gone better
writting this letter
While my friend smokes my chronic crying


((note: i actually dont smoke pot nor have i ever...i just could't think of a good ending to this lymric. I also dont endorse or like drugs even the ones that are supposed to 'help' you so please dont call me a pot head crying thnx))  

[Nale]

Hmm what would be a good Lymric?