Worst Pick-Up lines

[oHeyLuna]

i dont like the common pick up lines its stupid x]]

i think its cute/lame when guys are like " hey lets count shoulders , 1 .. 2... 3... -arms around your shoulder " xD  

[Tangerine_Monster]

I don't really see the point in pickup lines, unless it's obvious they're being used for comedic effect, like "If you were sine^2 and i was cosine^2, together we'd be 1." It's geeky, which makes me like it, and its so terrible I know he must be joking. Another one like that is "you're so hot you denature my enzymes." I always hope some guy will say to me "You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract." That one's not even joking. It's just cute.  

[RosesFallingLikeRain]

"Nice shoes. Wanna ******** class="smilies smilies_stare"> stare

[Tangerine_Monster]

RosesFallingLikeRain

"Nice shoes. Wanna ********?"

Yeah. stare

Yup. That's the way to win a girls heart.  

[RosesFallingLikeRain]

Tangerine_Monster

RosesFallingLikeRain

"Nice shoes. Wanna ********?"

Yeah. stare

Yup. That's the way to win a girls heart.

I walked away. LOL  

[-werewolf-grl-743-]

i like this one
"excuse me, i think you have something in your eye. nope its just a sparkle." i have an app on my phone called free pickups. look it up on itunes. some are cute some are aww some are geeky and some are stupid.  

[Arashi Erina]

I began to run towards that one big dream
Because my good friends were with me, I did my best

"Are you Jamaican? Cause you're Jamaican me crazy" XDD

Even if there's a high wall in our way, we're not stopping
We'll break it down and go on towards our dream

 

[The BLAM Guild Mule]

I like it when someone says this:

How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice! Hi I'm -

I know it's not a pick up line, but I always think it's cute. <3  

[Tsukuyomi25021]

Tangerine_Monster

I don't really see the point in pickup lines, unless it's obvious they're being used for comedic effect, like "If you were sine^2 and i was cosine^2, together we'd be 1." It's geeky, which makes me like it, and its so terrible I know he must be joking. Another one like that is "you're so hot you denature my enzymes." I always hope some guy will say to me "You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract." That one's not even joking. It's just cute.

Rofl, I love these  

[Tsukuyomi25021]

I actually liked this one...

"I got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"

smoooth wink  

[Rooney Faire]

I love stupid pick-up lines! They're so cute and dorky, especially if the guy was trying hard enough...

Can you touch me?
Why?
I wanna tell my friends that was touched by an angel.
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"I may not have my library card, but can I still check you out?"

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Am I cute yet? Or do you need another drink
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Can i read you T-Shirt in brail?
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Is your name Gillete? Because youre the best a man could get!
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You're so pretty, you made me forget my pick up line!
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Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

...What? I just think dorky pick up lines are the best. heart  

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

Heres a fe
-Girl did you just fart? becuase you are blowing me away
-If I followed you home would you keep me?  

[xXiFallenAngeliXx]

x_VioLeT_x_VioLencE_x

I actually liked this one...

"I got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"

smoooth wink

xD OMG!! I like this one :3  

[crackerlover]

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light saber? twisted  

[greek goddess17]

Lets do math! Subtract our clothes, add a bed, divide your legs, multiply.