A butcher has a 50 inch size waist band and a size 9 shoe size. What does he weigh?
Riddle 2:
When you see it you don't use it but when you use it you don't see it. What am i?
Riddle 3:
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said "twelve." The member replied "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said "six." The member replied "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said "ten" and the man replied "five." but he was not let in. What should have he said?
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Right,NOWyou can talk!
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:37 pm
Haha. [:
1. What do you call a guy with a spade on his head? ... Dug.
2. What do you call a guy with no spade on his head? ... Dugless. (Douglas)
3. What do you call a man with no shins? ... Toe Knee. (Tony)
4. What do you call a dear with no eyes? ... No eyed dear. (No Idea)
5. What do you call a dear with no eyes and legs? ... Still no eyed dear. (Still no Idea)