Kindan no Kajitsu (Forbidden Fruit || 1x1 SasuNaru rp)
Found my Naruto~! ^___________^ Poker Faced Sasuke
Found my Naruto~! ^___________^ Poker Faced Sasuke
Ok so, I'm going to be informal and such because I can, k? Do not post here, just read.
The world of Naruto is normal Shippuden, only before Orochimaru's dead and everyone starts on the whole "Gaara's kidnapped ohgawd! (òДσ)/!!!!" thing. Naruto's not even back in Konoha yet so this'll be interesting. We will progress through the Shippuden storyline, but there are some encounters and time skips that will happen that did not happen in the original storyline. This means, you have to have knowledge up till at least chapter 450 in the manga or at chapter 501 since that's the last chapter I got to before OneManga had to stop allowing manga to be viewed.
The one thing that I need from any and all Naruto candidates is for you to read the rules I have below.
1.) Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase be literate. I do not want someone who is illiterate and writes in chat speak or text. This means no ** only describing what your charry did in detail, no txt an shizz lyk dis only text and stuff like this, use "these for speaking", capitalization and punctuation and more than 5 lines if you can do it.
2.) Pm me you example of being Naruto. It has to be at least 3 paragraphs (24 sentences excluding things like "He ran." which I better not even see since I want people with at least a high school education pming me) where he is either with Jiraiya on their travels, alone and thinking since he's older Naruto and he actually wallows about the past or something else that you can think of.
3.) Supply a picture of Naruto along with your sample. It's nice to see him while I read. =D
4.) Do not post in here unless you're the Naruto to my Sasuke.
5.) This is SasuNaru, meaning I'm seme. No ifs, ands or buts about it.
6.) You must remain in character the whole time you rp with me. If you're not sure how childish you can get away with Naruto being, just read the manga for a few chapters or watch the anime.
7.) Chat with me. =D Like in ooc or something and the ooc talk must be in [[these]] or {{these}} or ((these)) or -these-. No, you don't have to put OOC: any where in front of your ooc chat but I do require the symbols stated previously to surround your ooc chat.
8.) I do "take things to pms" such as when things get too heated or something, but that's only if I'm friends with you and I feel one of those connection things or if we click instantly or almost instantly. I don't just give out Sasuke's e-virginity to just any Naruto, that's just whore-ish.
9.) If you can't handle cursing, leave now. I'm sorry you got all the way down to this number before me telling you but seriously, I can curse like a sailor and his crew and when I rp it gets a tad bit worse.
10.) Now, this isn't mandatory but I post with layouts that work in the guilds and pms. I make them all myself, even the edited pictures. It would be nice to see you have one, but just using a color or a smaller font size like 10 or something will suffice I guess. I do make layouts for people, mind you, so if you can't guild code worth a crap don't worry. Just ask me.
11.) Kay so this is going to seem racist to the noobies but I do not want to rp with someone that has a noobie looking avi. I'm sorry but it'll make me feel weird. o-o;;;;; I know, I was once a noob myself but I didn't even show myself to the public until I had a decent avi. No lie. Even if I was poor I went and bought noobie clothes that didn't look that bad and dressed my avi accordingly. Though, if you're a really really really "Holy crap this person is so in character I love you~!" type of person and/or someone I really click with, I might make an exception.
12.) I can be a total a** sometimes for real and you have to deal with that. I am quite demanding at times and with all these rules and demands I probably sound like a total jerk but oh well. I'm trying to get a good Naruto rper that doesn't make me want to punch a baby because I hate how they rp.
13.) When you pm me, the title should read "Kidan no Kajitsu - Naruto" so that I know why the hell you're pming me. If it says "(no subject)" or something else, I'll read it. But if I find out it's your Naruto sample, I'll tell you to go back and read my rules.
14.) I'm highly picky and forgetful so I might decline you for a reason/criteria that's not in here. *shrug* Uh.... Oh, well?
15.) Oh yeah, do not write in any other point of view besides 3rd. I hate "I did this. I did that." because it's quite irritating.
16.) I'm a grammar Nazi so proof read, please. I'm also a spelling Nazi so either use a browser that checks your spelling like Firefox or Google Chrome or get spell check. Maybe write in Microsoft Word first and check things out.
17.) Don't leave me hanging for more than a day without a good reason like "I had work" or "I had school" or "I went on a field trip." "I had a migraine." "I had a date." "I went to a funeral." "I was at the hospital. o-o;;;;" and things of that nature. I'll pm you every day you don't post after your 1 is up asking politely if you're going to post and/or if you're ok. I actually care about people, believe it or not.
18.) I'll gladly introduce myself to you or chat with you in towns if you don't like chatting in ooc or pms. Personally, I like chatting in towns better than anything else because it's so much easier to do. Just click the "My House" link in my signature on my image map and tell me you're there some how. We'll talk there. =D
19.) I most likely have missed something in these rules but eh. *shrug* If I think of anything else I'll post it.
20.) Oh yeah, one more thing. You should be able to rp as other Naruto characters like Jiraiya and the Konoha gang (including Tsunade) and to show this you need to add an additional 8 sentences per character you want to show off. If you can't do them, that's fine. I'll be them. Mind you, these side characters don't need a posting layout like I'd love Naruto to have, but it would be nice to have you do them every once in a while. No pressure or anything but I do want you to feel like you're Naruto wandering around getting stronger and training and exploring the real Naruto world. It's fun to do that. =D As for me, I'll be Sasuke exploring and getting stronger and killing people.
21.) See, this is what I mean about me adding things... Any way, Naruto isn't really gay or bisexual for everyone. His only guy love is Sasuke and he's so caught up in his love that he doesn't see it or he does see it and thinks of it secretly. Which ever way you wish to go about this is up to you. Note, you really have to follow this rule for his personality. Naruto's way too boob obsessed to be truly gay and he's not into any other guy except Sasuke. Honestly, the only other guy I can picture Naruto with that is from Konoha currently is Neji but that's because he's the only other hot guy there. Now if you wanna get technical over Sasuke, he's almost asexual. Meaning he doesn't like either gender and is only looking after himself. (Masturbation~! Lulz.) Ever notice how Naruto's the only one on his mind that is not someone he (in all honesty no matter what he says/does outside of his mind) truly does not want to kill? I can understand why he hates girls as much as he does since they're all nothing but moronic fans who would never be able to take his real crap, not even Karin's good enough for him and she's lived with him for how long? He likes them serious and strong, someone he can "fight with", someone that can challenge him. None of the girls he's met are in that category and Naruto's been his best friend since they were kids. (Caught in a bad bromance~<3) And this whole monologue is relevant, mind you. When Naruto is in bed with Sasuke or they are being "lovey" (or what is called "lovey" for them...) he is not so uke he's exactly like how people expect girls to be. Nuh uh. He is just a bit more ukeish and blushes and stuff because he's cute like that naturally. He will fight Sasuke if he wants to be dominant (which should happen at least 50% of the time so keep a coin ready when they're about to battle for the role of seme so that you can see if he's gonna be uke or seme) and usually Sasuke wins. LIke maybe..... Once or twice he'll allow Naruto to be seme but not very often. It's just not in his nature or his pride/ego to be dominated. It's considered weak and we all know how much Sasuke loves to exploit Naruto's weaknesses...
Now you can go in any which you want with these guidelines and such but please remember that I am very picky when it comes to my favorite pairing in the whole universe.
If something is amiss, I will decline you. If you screw up and go ooc on me, I'll let you know so that you can mae him ic (in character) again. :3 I won't yell at you unless you're being totally stupid or a total jerk. I might play a mean Sasuke but I'm super nice and cheery usually. X3 I'll even let you know if I'm having a bad day. ;D
Oh yeah.
I'm using a computer that has no sound card right now and I have to wait until I have enough money from work to get one so until then don't expect me to listen to anything you send me. XD;;;;;
If I have anything else to add, I'll be sure to add it. 3nodding
heart ~Nya