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[Razik Sohma]

There once was a time that Sin reined free, and everyone was in peril. The Crusaders were formed to stop Sin from Its path of destruction. After a great battle with the help of a blitzball player or two Sin was banished and people were happy, until a new threat arose the animated ...  

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. . .it was a creature that hides in the form of a monkey, a very cuddly monkey.  

[Razik Sohma]

A very Evil twisted cuddly munkey, whos chaos knows no bounds.  

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Along with his other cuddly friends it started plotting something.  

[Outlawed Hero]

The evil master plan...to replace everyones sugar with SALT!*Dun Dun DUN!*  

[Razik Sohma]

Eventually the atrocity of their plan had so much hate and pain that it possesed gnomes and various other inanimate objects!  

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They felt like they needed to do it as well!  

[Razik Sohma]

Eventually Barton's sugar supply was wiped out, and it was up to the crusaders to stop this madness!  

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Although as they then moved out to find the culprits, squirrels then started leaping on to them.  

[Razik Sohma]

They screamed and tore the squirrels off them, shouting various nut-acorn puns  

[Razik Sohma]

After which the crusaders continued on their life or death quest.  

[Yamosayo T-T]

On the way to get more sugar from K-mart, they ran into a bunch of hippies that made them inhale thier pot. So high from the pot, the collapsed, pretending to fly and see imagineary monke/ Narwhal hybrids