Quotable Quotes

[JTN]

I hate to admit it, but one of my all time favourites was given to me by my own sister... sweatdrop

"There is a vitality, a life-force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all of time this expression is unique. and if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and be lost. The world will not have it! It is not your business to determine how good it is nor how it compares with other expressions. It is your business to keep it yours clearly and directly, to keep the channel open..."
~ Martha Graham  

[Ethereal Cereal]

I have an undying respect for the words of Frank Zappa.

'The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.'
-Frank Zappa

'You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.'
-Frank Zappa  

[JTN]

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"  

[Ethereal Cereal]

'You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it.'  

[JTN]

"Hey, hey, hey, hey now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, 'cuz remember, no matter where you go, there you are."  

[Ethereal Cereal]

'If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.'  

[JTN]

"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"
~ Vince Lombardi  

[Blackjack O Hare]

Favorite Terry Pratchett quotes


"...There's always time for another last minute"


"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."


"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."  

[JTN]

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
~ Steven Wright  

[Elektro7]

"Never sell someone a gun and bad porn at the same time"  

[-MysticCherri-]

"there are no goodbyes only see you later..."
-me  

[bebibebi]

" The word enemy is a pretext. "  

[JTN]

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. "  

[JTN]

"My nipples explode with delight!"  

[JTN]

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."