I'm calling from jail because.....

[Master Stamp]

this game is played by just two lines one saying why your in jail and another replying as if they were telling u like this:

Person number one: I'm in jail because I tried to steel a soda that clearly said FREE

person 2: I told u its only free when their not looking!

person 2 I'm in jail because I stole a kids tricycle

and so on. I'll start off

I'm in jail because I tried to take a tv from a store that had a banner that said EVERYTHING MUST GO!  

[knnytte of terror]

hmmm maybe they were missing their soap operas  

[Ninja_Girl Vamp]

I'm calling from jail because I stole a free sample cart when the person giving out free sample was on break.  

[Kawaii Kity]

I'm callin from jail cuz i got a grouchy lady made a big deal of me stealling a baby's lollipop......how culd i resist...it looked so good;...it was cherry flavored too.....  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

That's mean (lol XD)


I'm calling from jail because I saw a sign that said "Buy one, get one free" in a grocery store. (for ice cream of course!) so I thought "I'll just get one free then" and stole a container of Ice cream....damn Cashier. (=.=)  

[knnytte of terror]

if you were stealing it, don't take it to checkout!  

[Master Stamp]

I'm calling from jail because I blew up a store that said everything must go  

[deathsand555]

I told you that's not what it meant

I'm calling from jail because I stole a song that had a copyright.  

[kawaakari dreams]

I'm calling from jail because a stole a kitten from a box that said "Free kittens for sale." stupid sign...