Ruin a wish!

[Kitsune no Gatsu Mei]

Well, I've played this game a lot, and it's pretty self explanatory. You type a wish and the person who posts next ruins your wish somehow before posting their own wish. I'll start off.

I wish I had fox ears and a fox tail.  

[burnskate_mule]

Granted.
You get flees and everyone always thinks you have lice because you keep scratching your head.

I wish to run away never to be seen again and no reminder of the past.  

[Pandiecakes]

Your wish is my command!

You arrive in a far away country with a fake ID and live a peaceful life for a year or so...

Then you see your former math teacher at a market! D:

I wish I could join a Broadway Musical!  

[Shuuchi]

right thee way~ you wake up in the morning with a hangover remembering that you no longer have a job due to the depression, while your boyfriend called to end your dying long distance relationship. As you slowly arose from your slumber, your landlord comes crashing into your apartment telling you to get out because you spent all your savings on alcohol and did not pay the rent for over half a month. That night, in your dispair you walk into a dark ally wearing nothing but a thin T-shirt and a pair of shorts since you spent the last few dimes you had in an underground gambling alley. You froze to death as you had the most silent sleep you have ever had, caressed by the bone chilling winds...you are at peace...

i wish im psychic  

[Circus Freaks]

granted to pick up a box filled with lobster and just as it is over your head the box tears and the lobster fall onto of you and pinchs at your skin cutting you up.

I wish my boyfriend was with me all the time when i need him =[  

[Whimsy Purr]

Granted!
Your boyfriend embarrases u next to your friends, talking about something guys shouldnt. Then he plots to see your mother. Your freak out.





I wish I was a Warrior cat (plus the series is ok)(I wanna see pll ruin this one XD)  

[FTG Erza Scarlet]

Granted but you die because you're trying to save the world.

I wish I am a shinigami.  

[Shuuchi]

right thee way~ you were diced to pieces by your own tiny little low leveled zanpakuto whose name you dont even know during training

i wish i had an iphone...  

[Circus Freaks]

granted once you recieve the iphone you go t make a call as soon as the other person picks up the phones blows up.

I wish i lived long enough to see world peace.  

[Shuuchi]

right thee way~ and all was silent...not a single trace of life remains on the desolate planet...

i wish i had photographic memory  

[Pandiecakes]

Granted! Except you are literally given a photographic memory and everything you try to remember comes out of your mouth in the form of a picture!

I wish I were a ninja!  

[Hardrock_Cafe]

Granted, but your clothes poofed away when you tried to teleport.

I wish i was a cartoon character.  

[snowdrift_2]

You were in a single episode, but then the series failed. No worries though! 4chan got their hands on it. What became of you cannot be written.

I wish to be a pirate, arr!  

[burnskate_mule]

Granted, but your crew takes the ship, like Pirates of the Caribbean.

I wish for a gremlin.