Random Bumper Sticker Sayings

[Iske Veedrock]

Please add your own, and one per post, although I won't enforce that.  

[Iske Veedrock]

Don't Drink and Park.....

Accidents Cause People!

 

[Iske Veedrock]

Quit Reading This And Watch The Road!

 

[Iske Veedrock]

You're kid may be an honor student

But you're a moron!  

[dhr-love]

If this sticker is getting smaller, then the light is probably green.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

 

[Bunai]

-A human is like a Walnut. The shell is the body, the nut is the soul

-Milk, milk, lemonade, Round the corner, fudge is made, Stick your finger in your hole,And out will come a tootsie roll.

-Stupidity makes me cry...

"having that 'not so alive feeling?' well...then you're probably a Gombie!"

-I love you more than BUNNIES!~Amazing Amanda

-Chatterbox: 1. If Gaia has an equivalent to purgatory, this is it.~(gaian)BlondePsycho  

[team0nkey]

Jesus loves you.
Everybody else thinks you're an a*****e.  

[Fortune Cookies Lie]

Work Harder! Millions On Welfare Depend On You!

Gas, Grass, or a**. No One Rides For Free.

Jesus would slap the s**t out of you!

Wal*Mart: Your source for cheap plastic crap.

Finish your beer. There's sober kids in India.

My karma ran over your dogma.

Love makes the world go around? So does 5 shots of Tequila, what's your point?

 

[team0nkey]

real women don't drive hummers. they give em.
(hope thats not too offensive, but this is a bumper sticker poll)