On the subject of world domination...

[Muted Faith9]

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[Muted Faith9]

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[Ascher]

*Raises hand*

Ascher thinks the plan can work!
Consider me in!

*wonders if he can be second in command*

Oh oh! We're gonna need to add the Falkland Islands into your plan for... STRATEGIC SHEET purposes... *nods sagely*

Oh... we need to get rid of Kabliqistan (because they'll be the first to turn against us) and I have JUST THE PLAN TO DO IT!

My plan goes a little something like this:

Upon being funded with the necessary monetary provision of $2,000,000
I will use the money (spend most of it on candy) to construct an atomic bomb... However... having used most of the money to purchase sugary sweet goodness I will be forced to make the bomb out of a can of coca-cola and poprocks, which will be mixed, shaken, and dropped from the sky over the center of the country...

And thusly I shall be known as: Professor $1.99 (as that will be exactly how much I spent on construction of the bomb) Mad scientific genius and second in command to Austin, Ruler of the Earth *goes off to construct bomb ahead of schedule to please the ruler*  

[Muted Faith9]

woah, your in Professor $1.99.  

[Ascher]

Muted Faith9

woah, your in Professor $1.99.

Memo to Chief and CommanderRuler Austin :

The bomb is at 90% completion, I just need to wait till my backroom blackmarket deal with the candy shop owner goes through for the obtaining of those poprocks I need as the main component

And I have a great idea regarding your plans on the flying army!
Instead of crossbreeding humans and eagles, why not force the little winged sprite folk and the stocky beefy bearded dwarves together to create a race of strong flying bearded "Spwarfs"!

I'll get to work on that in my secret lab where I keep all my chemicals, potions, and schematics!

Did I mention my bio weapons division is close to a breakthrough in project Z.O.M.B.I.E where we re-animate all of our fallen soldiers and turn them into brain munching supersoldiers?
We got really close to bringing fluffy back from the dead this time, and if my science crew can bring a cat back from the cold iron grip of the reaper, then why not a human or a spwarf?

-Signed
Mad Professor $1.99  

[Muted Faith9]

Wow, Austin feels the need to come out of the closet.
Er...good ideas, very very good, keep it up.  

[Ascher]

I've been spending quite some time in the lab lately, working on the bioweapon division of my research, and I've come up with quite a few advanced projects I think you would be pleased with Ruler Austin...

I would have used a human test subject... but that would cost money so I spent $1.99 and bought a kitten to do all my tests... In this memo are the attached results







If any of these Bioweapon designs catch your eye, let me know and mass production will begin immediately

P.S. The Poprock-Soda WMD is complete and ready for deployment at any time

-Prof. $1.99  

[Muted Faith9]

Austin very much likes the second one, large and fire-gunny. Where did you get a kitten for $1.99? or was it a ball of yarn to catch a stray cat?
Either way you're doing great.  

[Dead_Boy]

I want to be your #2 guy!  

[Dearest Darling`]

Muted Faith9

Austin very much likes the second one, large and fire-gunny. Where did you get a kitten for $1.99? or was it a ball of yarn to catch a stray cat?
Either way you're doing great.

A ball of yarn is around 6$
._.
... Don't ask me how I know this, I was buying whool sof my knitting today.

 

[Muted Faith9]

deadly_demon

Muted Faith9

Austin very much likes the second one, large and fire-gunny. Where did you get a kitten for $1.99? or was it a ball of yarn to catch a stray cat?
Either way you're doing great.

A ball of yarn is around 6$
._.
... Don't ask me how I know this, I was buying whool sof my knitting today.

It's a very small ball, very, very small.  

[lurichan]

Muted Faith9

deadly_demon

Muted Faith9

Austin very much likes the second one, large and fire-gunny. Where did you get a kitten for $1.99? or was it a ball of yarn to catch a stray cat?
Either way you're doing great.

A ball of yarn is around 6$
._.
... Don't ask me how I know this, I was buying whool sof my knitting today.

It's a very small ball, very, very small.

A skane of yarn is about $5 a pop. Spent $21 bucks or so making ceilisidhe a scarf, but it was worthwhile. ^_^ (yes, I actually do know how to corquette even if I can't spell it)  

[Ascher]

Dead_Boy

I want to be your #2 guy!

You can't be number two because I am number two!
*Laughs maniacally and gets back to the lab and the schematics*

Oh!

I spent another $1.99 of the war budget to create a lego demon

I found the schematics on the internet, it was originally built centuries ago by a mad scientist named Kevin Tupper, but his model went berserk and killed him before it took its own life in a lovers suicide...

But where he failed I have succeeded as I finally trained the damn thing to stop humping my leg and use its lego pincers of DOOM to slay test dummies... which will later be replaced by enemy soldiers when it finally sees its day on the battlefield

Lego Demon:


-Prof. $1.99  

[Muted Faith9]

good job Prof. $1.99, let us being the mass production immediatley, Austin thinks Dr. pepper wants to sponser us, so it will be easier to get the money.  

[Ascher]

Muted Faith9

good job Prof. $1.99, let us being the mass production immediatley, Austin thinks Dr. pepper wants to sponser us, so it will be easier to get the money.

Already on it...

*grumbles as baby lego demons hump his legs* I need to train these damn things better...

Just a heads up I withdrew another $1.99 of the budget for my vacation to madscienceworld, the theme park for insane mad professors...

And another $1.99 so that I could breed those spwarfs, I already have a few sprites chained down in the basement...

SHUT UP! *kicks door to the basement* You can't have any sugar until you birth those spwarfs I want! *kicks door again*

Sprites: But those dwarves smeeeeeeell! We dun wanna duu 'em!

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!! scream