FINNISH THIS HERE SENTENCE!!!!!!!

[Muffin Soup]

finnish [did i spell that rite?] this sentence!!!
i was late because....
ill love whoever has the best one xD {if urs is the worst ill eat you xD}  

[iiRavingBabe15]

...my chicken flew to the farm for its eggs.  

[44hrygydi]

... because I forgot where I was going.  

[bb_elyza95]

because i was lost and also i step on a poop so i have to wash it... >.<  

[MinLeanneVerrilll]

because some crazy person jumped out behind the bushes at me and gave me a heart attack *dies* (I'm very twitchy)  

[lillypad5151]

because some freak tried raping me while walking down da street. T^T stupid Matthew........  

[Sabaism]

...because I had a date with a boogeyman that night.  

[Usaji-san]

...because the Sponge Bob marathon was on.

 

[TheFrostMonster]

...i had a major hangover and kept throwing up  

[Creative Charms]

because I got in trouble for bringing a dinosaur to school  

[R0cknR0b]

... I'm special! You got your time wrong!  

[Solstice In Heaven]

I saw pretty clouds....I couldnt stop looking at them. SOO PRETTY  

[TheFrostMonster]

...i was having some fun with your mom  

[xII Ashley IIx]

because she was baking chocolate chip cookies  

[TheFrostMonster]

...i was in the hospital thanks to a motorcycle accident