Welcome to Gaia! ::

Thank you for calling KRONOS HEAVEN!

I'm the representative for your area, Gaku Namikiri!
I love sweets and I really need a girlfriend or a boyfriend cause... oh wait, this isn't about me, is it?

Here at Kronos Heaven, we sell what we like to call "figures" or "models"... to give you, the client, the perfect boyfriend!
That's right!

Before I start laying down the details (because most of them will be explained in the "Owner's Manual"), I'll get you up to speed on where you are.

This... is Japan! Nippon! Nihon! The Land of the Rising Sun!
Too much?
Ignore the Eiffel tower in the banner! Why have a romance in Paris when you can have one at a hot spring in the mountains?!

Based on the manga "Zettai Kareshi" (also known as "Absolute Boyfriend") by manga-ka Yuu Watase, this RP spins a shounen ai theme onto a shoujo manga.
As if that hadn't been done before, heh...

We at Kronos Heaven want you to be happy! In love! And get your mind out of the gutter because I'm meaning romantic relationships, walks in the park, joyrides on the freeway, basketball games, ice cream on a Sunday, and scientific experiments!
We're here to sell you our "figures" and make you happy!

But there are a few catches to being involved with this...

Here, you will play 2 characters! That's right... 2!
You will be playing, not only a buyer, but a "figure" as well! However, we're not asking you to play the buyer of your figure... where would the fun be there?! This is simply to keep the ratio up, and so no one gets left behind!

Now, below you'll find a "Figure Catalog", but before you go buyer happy, keep this in mind... when you're playing a "figure", you don't have to keep their name. Just their look, series type, and orientation! That's it! So get down there and pick a "figure" to play before they're all gone (first come first served, of course)!

Of course your buyer can be created by you completely, no strings attached!
Just make sure you PM your buyer bio (and your "figure" bio, cause they'll need one too) to Nileregwen DoUrden before you start posting.
She handles the paperwork for me.
(And to set the record straight, I'm a canon NPC of hers as well!)

Now... let's get started!

• NEW! - 04/17/2010 - 1:05AM (CST):
  -Bio for buyer Tanaka is up!
  -Tanaka has BOUGHT the 'figure' Frey (BP-01)!
  
  04/17/2010 - 12:50AM (CST):
  -Bio for buyer Souske is up!
  
  04/16/2010 - 2:00PM (CST):
  -Bio for "figure" Frey is up!
  04/12/2010 - 8:20PM (CST):
  -Bio for "figure" Aoi (named Daichi) is up!
  -Bio for buyer Len Kagamine is up!
  04/09/2010 - 11:45PM (CST):
  -Bio for "figure" Hotohori (named Tokutaro) is up!
  04/09/2010 - 10:50PM (CST):
  -Bio for "figure" Soshi is up!
  -Bio for buyer Kyo is up!
  04/09/2010 - 7:30PM (CST):
  -Bios for "figures" Tasuki and Hikitsu are up!
  -Bio for NPC Gaku Namikiri is up!
  -Bios for buyers Satou Toshiki and Aiden are up!
  -"Figure" BP-02 (Hotohori) has been claimed by another RPer and already has a buyer (Satou Toshiki)!
  04/09/2010 - 5:30PM (CST):
  -RP IS OPEN!
  04/09/2010 - 3:00PM (CST):
  -Work on the RP's actual construction (not planning and graphics) begins!
  
  

Here is where you can browse the KRONOS HEAVEN catalog! However, I ask that you make sure we have your particular model in stock.
See where it says Models Currently In Stock:? Well, that tells you which ones we've got in our warehouse!
Where it says Models In Production: is where we can give you a little sneak peek into what new models are coming up!
When a new model becomes available, the text beside the model will turn RED! Imagine that!
When a model has been sold, the text beside the model will be struck out, like SO! Just to help you guys out a bit!
Also, if the Series Number (example: NL-01 is Night) is struck out in the section that shows which models are for sale, then that means that particular model has already sold! Sorry!
Below, I'll give you a rundown of which models we have available right now! Just make sure you check back often to see if there's anything new!







Below, there are various traits which you can imprint into your "figure".

Each trait costs extra and will be added onto your initial bill.

You can have a maximum of 20 traits, but you have to have at least 5 for your "figure" to function properly!
Traits are picked by the buyer, so this will remain blank in the bio until the buyer has picked them!

There are 63 traits to choose from in all. Below these are the "certain model only" traits (and do not count in the BUG in the System roll).

NIGHTLY LOVER series

The name says it all for this spectacular series of "figures". The NIGHTLY LOVER series was our first produced "figure" series, and perhaps the most popular to date!

Standard Feature: Heavenly moves made to swoon and sweep you off your feet!
Models Currently In Stock: None
Models In Production: 3/3

Series Number: NL-01

Model Make: Night

Model Design Basis: Zettai Kareshi

Model Orientation: Seme

This model was the first ever produced.
He's perfect, if I do say so myself, so why even keep looking at the catalog?
Oh right... I'm trying to sell these guys.
Anyway, the Night "figure" is a pro at romance, so you should give him a try!











Series Number: NL-02

Model Make: Koki

Model Design Basis: Imadoki

Model Orientation: Seke

A less upfront model than the Night "figure", the "Koki" figure may leave you guessing, but not for long!











Series Number: NL-03

Model Make: Yuuhi

Model Design Basis: Ayashi no Ceres

Model Orientation: Uke

For the more dominant buyer, the Yuuhi "figure" will make a wonderful boyfriend just for you!

BISHOUNEN PRINCE series

Ever dreamed of being carried off on a white stallion by the guy of your dreams? Well... now that dream can become a reality! The BISHOUNEN PRINCE series was designed specifically to bring dreams to life, just for you!

Standard Feature: Grace, Charm, and a Gentlemanly demeanor that's straight out of a fairytale romance!
Models Currently In Stock: 2/3

• BP-01
  
• BP-02
  
• BP-03
  

Models In Production: 0/3

Series Number: BP-01 SOLD!

Model Make: Frey

Model Design Basis: Alice 19th

Model Orientation: Seme

This "figure" likes to keep his locks in a braid, but that doesn't pull away from his appeal or ability to draw the unsuspecting eye!











Series Number: BP-02 SOLD!

Model Make: Hotohori

Model Design Basis: Fushigi Yuugi

Model Orientation: Seke

The Hotohori "figure" was designed especially for those who want a period romance!
He looks good in anything, be it ancient Imperial China robes or a kimono!











Series Number: BP-03

Model Make: Hikitsu

Model Design Basis: Fushigi Yuugi: Genbu Kaiden

Model Orientation: Uke

Designed for the more picky buyer, the Hikitsu "figure" may have a bandage around his eye, but he's still a perfectly functioning "figure"!

MEGANE INTELLECTUAL series

Glasses! Megane have forever been a turn on in the world of romance! So, why not have a boyfriend who's brilliant and looks terrific in a pair of specs?!

Standard Feature: Genius Intelligence and Brilliant Common Sense!
Models Currently In Stock: 1/3

• MI-02
  

Models In Production: 2/3

Series Number: MI-01

Model Make: Kagami

Model Design Basis: Ayashi no Ceres

Model Orientation: Seme

While sporting a design to be older than our other "figures", the Kagami "figure" won't disappoint!
Being 'older' just means he knows a trick or two...











Series Number: MI-02

Model Make: Soshi

Model Design Basis: Zettai Kareshi

Model Orientation: Seke

The typical megane, the Soshi "figure" doesn't stand out in a crowd.
But take his glasses off and he's the hunk of your dreams!











Series Number: MI-03

Model Make: Alec

Model Design Basis: Ayashi no Ceres

Model Orientation: Uke

Known as the Alec "figure", which is short for the Alexander "figure", this blond beauty is a whiz!
Not to mention he looks positively adorable when he's asleep!
We swear though! He DOES have glasses! Just take a peek HERE!

BAD BOY series

Motorcycles, fast cars, cigarettes, and an attitude to boot! Yes, this is the "figure" for you if you crave a date with a BAD BOY!

Standard Feature: Street-smarts and an Adventurous streak!
Models Currently In Stock: 2/3

• BB-02
  
• BB-03
  

Models In Production: 1/3

Series Number: BB-01

Model Make: Tooya

Model Design Basis: Ayashi no Ceres

Model Orientation: Seme

Watch out for this one because he can be a little wild.
The Tooya "figure" even had his hair dyed to make an additional statement!











Series Number: BB-02

Model Make: Tasuki

Model Design Basis: Fushigi Yuugi

Model Orientation: Seke

Available with optional fangs, this Tasuki "figure" will show you one hot time.
Literally!











Series Number: BB-03

Model Make: Aoi

Model Design Basis: Imadoki

Model Orientation: Uke

A little punk, but that's alright, the Aoi "figure" is sure to stun your friends.
They'll be asking where you found him in no time!

SHOUNEN CUTEY series

With only one model available in this series, the SHOUNEN CUTEY series is quite popular with the loli-sho crowd. So grab an mischievous little scamp of your own!

Standard Feature: Playful and Mischievous Demeanor
Models Currently In Stock: None
Models In Production: 1/1

Series Number: SC-01

Model Make: Yuki

Model Design Basis: Zettai Kareshi

Model Orientation: NOT AVAILABLE IN THIS MODEL!

Don't tell my boss, but this "figure" was designed to look just like him!
That's right!
Take a SHOUNEN CUTEY home with you today and care for him like he was your own little brother (not your boyfriend)!

This is where your bios will be located!
The top half is for buyers and the bottom half is for "figures"!
But above them all... IS ME!


NPCs

• Gaia Username: Nileregwen DoUrden
  
• Character Name: Gaku Namikiri
  
• Location: Kronos Heaven
  
• Country of Origin: Japan
  
• Birthday: May 31st, 1984
  
• Sign: Gemini
  
• Age: 25
  
• Gender: Male
  
• Blood Type: O
  
• Height: 184 cm
  
• Weight: 66 kg
  
• Favorite Color: Black
  
• Favorite Food: Sweets
  
• Likes: Money & Sweets
  
• Dislikes: Getting fired
  
• Quirks: He's a bit of a spaz...
  
• Orientation: Seke
  
• Background Bio:
  Gaku works for KRONOS HEAVEN as one of their sales representatives. His boss, Yuki, tends to have little faith in Gaku and his hair-brained schemes however.
  The Namikiri family actually owns a takoyaki stand, so Gaku's always got a backup... just in case.
  
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• Satou Toshiki - Nileregwen DoUrden
  
• Adrian - Alikia Tsuki
  
• Katsura Kyo - xXsoraOo
  
• Len Kagamine - I amz a kittin
  
• Sousuke Katsura - kh_sora_1708
  
• Tanaka Yori - Kaikoloren
  

• Gaia Username: Nileregwen DoUrden
  
• Character Name: Satou Toshiki
  
• Location: Tokyo - Japan / Apartment
  
• Country of Origin: Japan
  
• Birthday: June 13th, 1985
  
• Sign: Gemini
  
• Age: 24
  
• Gender: Male
  
• Blood Type: O
  
• Height: 5ft 7in
  
• Weight: 120 lbs
  
• Favorite Color: Green
  
• Favorite Food: Rice (anything with rice... literally)
  
• Likes: Manga, Anime, and Gackt
  
• Dislikes: Cats, Jocks, and CCGs
  
• Quirks: Toshiki's a bit of a geek and he secretly enjoys shoujo anime and manga... (not to mention yaoi).
  
• Orientation: uke
  
• Traits Wanted: Trusting, Possessive, Good Listener, Great Cook, Nice and Kind, Dependable, Horny, Always wins a fight, Clean, Rescuer, Takes charge, Sensitive, Loyal, Forgiving, Cosplayer, Affectionate, Exotic, Seducer, Stylish, Dominant
  
• Background Bio:
  Toshiki's been alone most of his life. His parents died when their house collapsed due to a hurricane when he was ten, so he's had to fend for himself. Now, he works at a cosplay cafe part time, while also working on a degree in art. His wish is to become a manga-ka, or at the very least an animator... but Toshiki's been lonely for a long time and his best friend Chou began to show concern for Toshiki's seeming reclusive lifestyle.
  That's where Kronos Heaven came in!
  Chou sent an order, based on his knowledge of his friend, and Toshiki's "figure" was soon ready and delivered...
  
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• Gaia Username: Alikia Tsuki
  
• Character Name: Adrian
  
• Location: Kyoto, Japan
  
• Country of Origin: France
  
• Birthday: June 13, 1989
  
• Sign: Gemini
  
• Age: 21
  
• Gender: Male
  
• Blood Type: O
  
• Height: 6’0”
  
• Weight: 155 lbs
  
• Favorite Color: Green
  
• Favorite Food: Tacos
  
• Likes: Books, food, parties
  
• Dislikes: Parents, cops
  
• Quirks: He reads children’s books.
  
• Orientation: Seke
  
• Traits Wanted: Good natured, intelligent, playful, good listener, great cook, clean, great at house work, loyal, forgiving, affectionate, and mischievous.
  
• Background Bio: Adrian is a well brought up child, he lives with his parents. Hes rich or at least his parents are. Hes a party boy, he loves everything to do with a party and is always going to one. His parents hate it because hes become unruly and hard to handle they think getting him an absolute boyfriend will make him settle down or at least tame him some.
  
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• Gaia Username: xXsoraOo
  
• Character Name: Katsura Kyo
  
• Location: Tokyo Japan, apartment
  
• Country of Origin: Okinawa Japan
  
• Birthday: November 7, 1988
  
• Sign: Scorpio
  
• Age: 22
  
• Gender: Male
  
• Blood Type: O+
  
• Height: 5'10"
  
• Weight: 150 lbs
  
• Favorite Color: Black
  
• Favorite Food: Sushi
  
• Likes: he likes drawing, a few sweets, music, smokeing, winter, rainy days.
  
• Dislikes: Really loud people, being frustrated, really hot days, loud sudden noises, people that pick on others.
  
• Quirks: He is very talented in drawing and he also plays the violin when he has nothing else to do and just wants to relax, he sometimes doesn't care about personal space.
  
• Orientation: Seme
  
• Traits Wanted: Good Natured, Risk-Taker, Slightly Possessive, Dependable,Great at Housework, Seducer.
  
• Background Bio: When he was 5 years old his Father left and never came back, his mother took care of him for ten more years and she then suddenly got sick and she then died, his mothers grave is in Okinawa and he moved to Tokyo to "start a new life", but everything seemed to be the same.
  One of his friends from school told him about Kronos Heaven and the "figures" they make, he became curious about it and he then sent an order..
  
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• Gaia Username: I amz a kittin
  
• Character Name: Len Kagamine
  
• Location: Tokyo Japan, Apartment
  
• Country of Origin: Ani, China
  
• Birthday: April 13
  
• Sign: Aries
  
• Age: 18
  
• Gender: Male
  
• Blood Type: B+
  
• Height: 5' 6"
  
• Weight: 119
  
• Favorite Color: Red
  
• Favorite Food: Eggs
  
• Likes: Anime, Playing, Having Family
  
• Dislikes: People who mess with him, People who mess with his sibling, Having to fight (Will if he has to)
  
• Quirks: Tends to be hyper and talkative
  
• Orientation: Bisexual
  
• Traits Wanted: Trusting, Humorous, Playful, Intelligent, Adventurous
  
• Background Bio: Len grew up alone in a home with only himself. Now that he wishes to have a family he wants to have a little brother to look after. He lives in a old apartment and is saving up for a nicer one but doesn't have a job. He was recently given his father's fortune so he had enough to afford a figure. He was curious to see how this worked out.
  
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• Gaia Username: kh_sora_1708
  
• Character Name: Sosuke Katsura
  
• Location: Tokyo Japan, house
  
• Country of Origin: Tokyo, Japan
  
• Birthday: August 17, 1990
  
• Sign: Leo
  
• Age: 20
  
• Gender: Male
  
• Blood Type: AB
  
• Height: 5'7"
  
• Weight: 135 lbs
  
• Favorite Color: indigo
  
• Favorite Food: onigiri
  
• Likes: playing games, listening to music, reading manga, some sweets, Ramen.
  
• Dislikes: sudden noises, being scared, people that pick on others.
  
• Quirks: he doesn't like sour things and he also gets scared quite easy.
  
• Orientation: seke
  
• Traits Wanted: Good Natured, Risk-Taker, Adventurous, Slightly Possessive, Dependable, Slightly Horny, Rescuer (Heroic), Loyal, Seducer.
  
• Background Bio:His family never put much attention to him so he practically had to take care of himself all of his life. When he was old enough he moved out of his parents house and started living in a apartment until he then managed to afford a house of his own. He sometimes felt lonely even though his friends stopped by his house quite frequently. One day while surfing through the internet he found the page of Kronos Heaven, and quite curious about what Kronos Heaven was all about he sent an order to buy one of their "figures".
  
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• Gaia Username: Kaikoloren
  
• Character Name: Tanaka Yori
  
• Location: Tokyo Japan - Roppongi
  
• Country of Origin: Japan
  
• Birthday:August 1
  
• Sign: Leo
  
• Age: 21
  
• Gender:Male
  
• Blood Type:B+
  
• Height: 5"8"
  
• Weight: 135
  
• Favorite Color:Black
  
• Favorite Food: Fried Chicken from KFC Japan!
  
• Likes: Fast food! Movies/Concerts, Arcades, Manga, Butler Cafes, Shopping Fashion, Night clubs, Roppongi and Shibuya
  
• Dislikes: being bored, having heavy responsiblities, he doesn't like being alone or feeling lost.
  
• Quirks: Like to collect/paint and put together BJDs. (Ball Joint Dolls) He's got a knack for working with small tools and builds garage kit models of his favorite anime characters and mechs.
  
• Orientation: uke
  
• Traits Wanted: Overly Dominant / Risk-Taker / Intelligent / Charming / Secretive / Possessive / Massage Therapist / Horny / Clean / Takes Charge / Smoker / Vengeful / Narcissist / Ambitious / Cool Under Pressure / Arrogant / Persuasive / Distrustful / Stylish / Seducer
  
  
• Background Bio:Tanaka Yori was a member of a three person house hold consisting of one brother and his father. Yori was younger son of a very wealth DIET member and chairman of a financial institution was as troublesome as they came. While his father wanted him to be an upstanding citizen with refined tastes, Yori was a rebel and out of control. Maybe it was because his mother died during his child birth and his father had no time but the kid constantly got into trouble. Yori's brother was a few years his elder but being a teen didn't have the time to take care of a squirt like Yori. So much of it was left to the nannys and maids that came and went.
  
  The boy did well enough in school and had talent in Shop and Art classes but hadn't the drive to take his father's business seriously. He had several ruffin friends but when his father introduced him to polite society at a coming of age party, The young man scoffed at the women he was introduced to and even went as far as kissing one of the wait staff's hosts to embarrass his father in public.
  
  Several times his father tried to set him up with women hoping to settle the young man down by marriage. But Yori would always do something to mess up the event. Trying to get away from his father's schemes, he escaped to Roppongi and immersed himself in the Night Life there. He started roaming the clubs at night and maybe the reason he scoffed at the girls was because he found the men more appealing. Soon he was hanging out at the butler cafés that were sprouting around the city noticing the men and enjoying their style in more ways than one. He even found a few host clubs that catered to his interests but what he didn't know was that his father had managed to find him with the help of a detective and was spying on his "new world'.
  
  In an attempt to spare his reputation from his son's wild side, he decided that rather than forcing him into a marriage with a woman, he'd choose a new course of action to settle the lad. He hoped that maybe this new scheme would bring his son running home or at least make him into a respectable citizen that would eventually return to the house and take up responsibilities.
  
  And so a figure was ordered....
  
  
• Character Image:
  
  

• Hikitsu (BP-03) - Nileregwen DoUrden
  
• Tasuki (BB-02) - Alikia Tsuki
  
• Soshi (MI-02) - xXsoraOo
  
• Tokutaro / Hotohori (BP-02) - Kaikoloren
  
• Daichi / Aoi (BB-03) - I amz a kittin
  
• Frey (BP-01) - kh_sora_1708
  

• Gaia Username: Nileregwen DoUrden
  
• Figure's New Name: Hikitsu
  
• Original Figure Name: Hikitsu
  
• Figure Series: Bishounen Prince
  
• Figure Number: BP-03
  
• Figure Orientation: Uke
  
• BUG in the System: 27
  
• Age: 24
  
• Blood Type: B
  
• Height: 5ft 10in
  
• Weight: 130 lbs
  
• Favorite Color: Blue
  
• Favorite Food: Chirashizushi
  
• Likes: Traditional Japanese Food, Flowing Clothes, & Martial Arts
  
• Dislikes: Technology, Loud Music, & Bright Lights
  
• Imprinted Trait Options: BLANK
  
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• Gaia Username: Alikia Tsuki
  
• Figure's New Name: Tasuki
  
• Original Figure Name: Tasuki
  
• Figure Series: Bad Boy Series
  
• Figure Number: BB-02
  
• Figure Orientation: Seke
  
• BUG in the System: 7
  
• Age: 17
  
• Blood Type: AB-
  
• Height: 5’9”
  
• Weight: 120lbs
  
• Favorite Color: Red
  
• Favorite Food: Sweet snow (Ice cream)
  
• Likes: Sweet items, picking fights, having someone protect him
  
• Dislikes: losing, loud noises in the morning, getting up early, cleaning
  
• Imprinted Trait Options: BLANK
  
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• Gaia Username: xXsoraOo
  
• Figure's New Name: Soshi
  
• Original Figure Name: Soshi
  
• Figure Series: MEGANE INTELLECTUAL
  
• Figure Number: MI-02
  
• Figure Orientation: seke
  
• BUG in the System: 44
  
• Age: 18
  
• Blood Type: A
  
• Height: 5' 8"
  
• Weight: 130 lbs
  
• Favorite Color: gray
  
• Favorite Food: Chocolate
  
• Likes: night walks,Reading, writing, Chocolate, snow.
  
• Dislikes: big crowds, really loud music, annoying sounds.
  
• Imprinted Trait Options: BLANK
  
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• Gaia Username: Kaikoloren
  
• Figure's New Name: Tokutaro
  
• Original Figure Name: Hotohori
  
• Figure Series: Bishounen Prince
  
• Figure Number:BP-02
  
• Figure Orientation:seke
  
• BUG in the System: 28 - Intelligence
  
• Age: 25
  
• Blood Type: O+
  
• Height: 5.9
  
• Weight: 139
  
• Favorite Color: Red
  
• Favorite Food: Mochi and Sesame Manjuu
  
• Likes: fine clothes (fashion), swords/swordsmanship, reading, being surrounded by fine things,
  
• Dislikes: poor quality service, bad food,
  
• Imprinted Trait Options: Trusting, Possessive, Good Listener, Great Cook, Nice and Kind, Dependable, Horny, Always wins a fight, Clean, Rescuer, Takes charge, Sensitive, Loyal, Forgiving, Cosplayer, Affectionate, Exotic, Seducer, Stylish, Dominant
  
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• Gaia Username: I amz a kittin
  
• Figure's New Name: Daichi (Dai for short)
  
• Original Figure Name: Aoi
  
• Figure Series: Bad Boy
  
• Figure Number: BB-03
  
• Figure Orientation: Uke
  
• BUG in the System: 47
  
• Age: 19
  
• Blood Type: AB
  
• Height: 6' 0"
  
• Weight: 125
  
• Favorite Color: Blue
  
• Favorite Food: Pizza
  
• Likes:
  Fights
  Protecting others
  Being a brat(Not always)
  
• Dislikes:
  People who ruin fun
  Being bored
  No action
  
• Imprinted Trait Options:
  
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• Gaia Username:kh_sora_1708
  
• Figure's New Name: Frey
  
• Original Figure Name: Frey
  
• Figure Series: BISHOUNEN PRINCE
  
• Figure Number: BP-01
  
• Figure Orientation: seme
  
• BUG in the System: 10 - Clean
  
• Age: 25
  
• Blood Type: O+
  
• Height: 5'9"
  
• Weight: 138 lbs
  
• Favorite Color: Blue
  
• Favorite Food: grapes
  
• Likes: reading , Martial arts,Traditional Japanese Food.
  
• Dislikes:really hot days, loud music, bad food.
  
• Imprinted Trait Options: Overly Dominant / Risk-Taker / Intelligent / Charming / Secretive / Possessive / Massage Therapist / Horny / Clean / Takes Charge / Smoker / Vengeful / Narcissist / Ambitious / Cool Under Pressure / Arrogant / Persuasive / Distrustful / Stylish / Seducer
  
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Well, I hope you've enjoyed your shopping experience with KRONOS HEAVEN!

We look forward to your business again... just make sure you keep us a secret!

Oh, and I'll be by at the end of the month for your bill and maintenance. Don't worry, we've got a wonderful payment plan!