AAAGGGHHH-please sombody, ANYBODY mail me with an r.p

Right about now I'm craving a slave master in witch the slave ((me)) is an evil little mother f-er that's soul perpose is to annoy the master, and the master's atempts to tame. But I'm up for just about anything. All my R.P.s are going SO SLOW I forget they're there. Post up ideas and adds. PLEASE. I it's a cortoon I've prbably seen it. I just need an intresting r.p.