Piratey Tales!™

[Repressed Memories]

Alright, now this is a little something I came up with on my own and I hope you enjoy. Please, no comments on this page so it may stay clean. Buuut, with enough Yes votes and mod approval, I'll gladly open up an all comment page where you can post your likes, dislikes, critisism, and even suggestions for ideas and such. This will be the pilot and if enough like it, I'll start adding more.

Now, with no further ado, the first episode:  

[Repressed Memories]

Pirate Pete: Yargh! Welcome aboard me ship, ye hearty! Come take a seat and I'll spin ye a yarn.

Castaway Clarance: We're not on a ship...and you're NOT a pirate. We're stranded on this god-forsaken island because you don't know how to steer a god-forsaken row boat.

Pirate Pete: Don't listen to me matey, he's gone bonkers in the head. Too many swigs of the ol' grog.

Castaway Clarance: I haven't had any "grog." In fact, I haven't had anything to drink for three days! THREE FREAKIN' DAYS! I'm so thirsty man...so...thirsty... *drops to knees*

Pirate Pete: Stand up ye lily-livered squiffy! Or I'll make ye walk the plank! *kicks*

Castaway Clarance: There's no god damn plank! *rubs eyes, lays on ground* I'm stuck on this island with an insane man who thinks he's a pirate...I'm doomed...

Pirate Pete: Good thinkin' matey! Time to hit the hay. *lays down, falls asleep*

Castaway Clarance: Ugh... *goes to sleep*