random quotes your friends have said

[JuStxUrxBrOkEnxDrEaM]

okay, so i thought this would be fun. post random things your friends have said. *gives random hug to all because i desprately need it*

okay here it goes
"RAWR!!! I'm a taco!!!!" "like, whoosh yea!"
your turn!  

[Scarlet Blossoms]

John: ASOLE biggrin thats chinese right?
Haruna: No its japanese
John: OH ASOLE!! biggrin
Haruna: It means acting foolish...
John: crying  

[mikeskiboshski]

When life gives you lemons, remember that you have friends that you can sell your lemonade too.  

[drake fukiyamo]

he who look like monkey, smell like ape.  

[drake fukiyamo]

get up, dust yourself off, and knock the daylights out of the guy who put you on your a**!!  

[Rich-The-Fool]

- would have a few qoutes if he didnd't forget/block out so much -

- tries to remember and write down some things but is to uncertain about it -  

[drake fukiyamo]

My father always use to say that most people these day's have a 'crocodile mouth and a canary a**'  

[Plastic_Ducky]

(Trying to get my friend Matt to go with me and my friends to a movie)

Me: "Aww, come on Matt!"
Matt: "I'll come on your Matt!"
Me: "..."
Matt: "..."

(He totally didn't mean to say it like that either XD)  

[Plastic_Ducky]

(Bonfire at the beach got crazy and the benches got set on fire)

Me: "Oh s**t! There's goes somebody's ******** towel"

Deric: "There goes the entire ******** area!"

Jeremy (The comedic one): "That is a very hungry fire, young man; you'd better feed it and take it out to potty!"  

[BabyBat_KitKat]

Sarah: "Rawr!!!! Im Bob the maneating giant taco!!!! Fear me!!"
( We were kinda on a sugar rush that night so its kinda stupid)
Me: "Noooo please dont eat me! Im just a psycho killer pizza. What did I eva do to you?!"
Sarah: "..."
Me: "rawr..."
Sarah:" Ahhhhh!!!!! Run away"
(She got up and ran around the house)  

[mikeskiboshski]

Jesus, Man.  

[Odessa_ookami]

((I was talking to my friend Connor about random stuff))

Me: "So whats up?"
Connor: "Just looking at tattoo designs to do you."
Me: ". . . Connor go reread that."
Connor: "Oh $hit! I did not mean to say that!"
Me: "I just rolled off the stage laughing."