Weight Loss Humor

[Roslin]

Losing weight can be a hard, emotional, disappointing journey. It can also be fun, eye-opening, and life changing. It's important to remember to smile and have a sense of humor about things. So here is a place for you to post funny stories, pictures, jokes and anything that makes you smile in regards to weight loss.  

[Roslin]

 

[Lady Kayura]

Hahaha! Love that picture. xD  

[lavender opheliac]

1/2 Pounds
Zebras
Cry  

[Roslin]

I like the Zebras and how the vertical stripe one is just giving that "...uh huh..." look.  

[Roslin]

Click the picture and it will take you to more absurd weight watchers recipes from 1974 accompanied by commentary.




"Um, I guess this is a salad best enjoyed at the house of that one scary lady down the street who never leaves the house and talks to her knicknacks.

I showed this card to a friend who said, "What the hell's in that bowl-- bong water?!"

Is that why the ceramic animals are so drawn to it? Is it their magical pond?

Why have they gathered? What do they want? "  

[Honeydew Ice Cream]

I'll keep you my dirty little secret...

@Roslin: A lot of these recipes are awful. With amazing commentary, of course. That pudding one looked decent until I realized that is was 'Fluffy Mackerel Pudding'. Ugh. gonk

...don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.

 

[Roslin]

[ 10 Weight Loss Adds ]  

[__penguin__]

This isn't so much weight loss as it is general fitness, but still. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

Also, gotta love Natalie Dee! heart

http://www.nataliedee.com/013110/it-sounds-better-than-armfat-or-batwings.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/120808/baked-goods-going-the-distance.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/022707/not-a-good-award-to-receive.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/012307/mmm-thats-some-good-breakfast.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/050808/total-gastric-bypass.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/110409/america-burger.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/020707/the-number-one-diet-book-in-america.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/021507/man-you-would-think-that-diet-would-have-worked.jpg  

[Roslin]

The America Burger reminded me of this real life place: [ The Heart Attack Grill ]

They have a Quadruple Bypass Burger and make fries in pure lard. Also, people over 350 pounds eat for free.

It's not really as funny as it is sad ):  

[__penguin__]

Roslin

The America Burger reminded me of this real life place: [ The Heart Attack Grill ]

They have a Quadruple Bypass Burger and make fries in pure lard. Also, people over 350 pounds eat for free.

It's not really as funny as it is sad ):

oh god gonk

I wonder if the burgers are as bad for you as they sound. I mean, compared to normal burgers.

(Also, Roslin, this was an AWESOME thread idea! biggrin I think my favorite so far is those weight watchers cards lmao.)  

[Roslin]

I think I was watching a news thing on it and, at least their triple bypass burger, is over 8,000 calories.  

[Roslin]

Reader's Digest

Although I was only a few pounds overweight, my wife was harping on me to diet. One evening we took a brisk walk downtown, and I surprised her by jumping over a parking meter, leapfrog style.

Pleased with myself, I said, "How many fat men do you know who can do that?"

"One," she retorted.

-- R. T. McLaury

 

[__penguin__]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4180-diet-products/
http://www.cracked.com/article_16708_6-your-favorite-things-that-are-secretly-making-you-fat.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_16104_sticks-to-stools-7-random-objects-sold-as-exercise-machines.html  

[Roslin]

"Well, basically your stomach is an idiot. It has absolutely no way of quantifying exactly how hungry you are. Your brain is the smart one, it handles the numbers and s**t. Except for the little fact that your brain has no idea how hungry you are either, because your stomach, the stupid one, is pretty much completely in charge of the whole diet operation."

Haha!