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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:38 pm
Okay! So, usually I'd post this thread under the "character" subforum, or even under "chatterbox", but since those subforums don't seem to get a lot of attention, I thought I'd post it here and move it later if it gets popular.
Basically, if you've been in the writer's forum you'll probably have seen a thread like this before. The idea is that you write a letter to your character about something (about anything! You could even ask them what they're doing for dinner tonight - just anything to get you better acquainted with your character), and they write back!
It's a great exercise to get you, as a writer, in touch with your characters, especially if you're just fleshing them out for the first time. It can teach you things you'd never thought about, and you might be surprised how useful it is when you come to write your story.
Anyway, enjoy! I always love these threads. whee
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:49 pm
Okay, I'll get us started. =3
Dear Adele,
I know this must come at a difficult time for you, what with your illness and impending suspension from Rosehead Manor, but I was just writing to warn you that things aren't going to get better yet! I feel that I should be a terrible author (and an even worse person) if I didn't at least give you warning about things to come!
Of course I can't say much, as that would endanger the integrity of the story, but I do think that you ought to watch out for the world collapsing all around you - if you catch my drift. Anyhow! I hope that you get better quickly, since I know how much of a panic a poisoning can put your body in (believe me, I've done research), and I hope to be able to get you safely to the other side soon. Don't worry, you will live.
Cordially, The Author.
~
Dear The Author,
Firstly, thank you for your letter, it's nice to know I'm not actually hearing voices in my head for no reason. Secondly, poison?! Forgive me for sounding a little crazy, but what the hell do you think you're doing! As if it weren't enough for me to black out on a cold February beach and remember all the horrific details of my past - which is apparently hundreds of years ago (what is that all about?) - you're now having me poisoned? By who?
Or can't you tell me that, because it might 'compromise the integrity of the story'? (In case you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm. I am not in the slightest bit concerned about your value as a damn writer).
Whatever. Just so long as you don't mess with Eddie. I know he's the son of my once lover - I know that sounds wrong - but I guess you made me that way. So, whatever you do, do not mess with that. Got it?
If you do, I shall die just to spite you before your big climax and you'll be screwed.
Do write again; I love to hear from you.
Considerably, Adele.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:51 am
Oh, this is great!
Dear Rynk,
I understand your feelings for your shipmate. Really I do. You've known her forever, and your love is fast in place because of it, and I know that saying this will not help you in lessening your feelings for her, but as your author, I thought it best that you realize that she is not going to return these feelings. You know that guy you picked up? The one that you were all duped into believing was Marlon? She's into him. She likes his large build and chiseled jaw, and would you believe he's super into her as well?
I know it hurts, I really do, and I'm sorry I have to torture you and play with your feelings even though I know you're going to be very hurt by the outcome.
Sincerely, ~The Author.
Dear Author,
Thank you for your concern. However, I'm still not sure that you have enough power to overwrite my freewill, or my shipmates'. You might be surprised the next time you sit down in front of your barbaric computer-machine, and realize that actually, she picked me over some meat-headed, macho, military douche-bag. I know my shipmate well, Author, and I know that his type will never be enough for her. She needs to be taken care of, and I'm the one that knows her best.
Plus, that scene you wrote out with the two of us in the bathroom? I almost had her. But I'm assuming now you had some sort of influence in the matter and that I have you to blame for her shying away. However, now that I'm on to your little scheme, the tables are about to turn and I'm stepping up my game. We'll see who wins out in the end.
Oh, and what's the deal with Fen and the bracelet? Is the fusion permeant? She's going to be okay, right? She doesn't seem too well at the moment, and I'm hoping you'll show some mercy with at least her. She's only twelve, after all.
~Rynk Ship's Pilot.
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:30 pm
dear sesekana,
don't be afraid , you will be rescued. i can't tell you much. it will ruin the story. but i can tell you to not be afraid and to stay strong your rescuer will be coming to save you. well that's it goodbye With love the author biggrin
DEAR AUTHOR, THANKS FOR THE ADVICE. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW. I AM NOT AFRAID. I KNOW YOU WON'T LET ME DIE. IT WOULD BE A VERY SHORT STORY THAN.THANKS FOR THE LETTER AND PLEASE WRITE AGAIN I ENJOY HEARING FROM YOU BYE. biggrin SINCERLY SESEKANA biggrin
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:50 pm
Dear Grace,
I know that it’s weird getting a letter from this alleged ‘author’, but I can assure you that this isn’t a hoax. I created you from my own flesh and blood; or maybe a better word for it would be ink and imagination, or maybe lead and paper? Anyway, I have some things to say to you because I’d feel pretty miserable and worthless if I just threw this dangerous tangle of plot at you and then have you die of a panic attack half way through the book. So here goes nothing: firstly, give up on Elliott. I know he seems to perfect, but he doesn’t love you and I’m sitting on the edge of my seat as I write about your one-sided love life. Secondly, don’t panic. I mean this with the most emphasis you can possibly put on a statement. You’ll be overcome with hardship after hardship, challenge after heartache, but you will get through it all. Thirdly, I apologize in advance for killing you.
Sincerely, The Author Dear Author,
Whoa, whoa,whoa… whoa. Hold on there, cowboy. Though I’m ecstatic to hear that I’m not insane, and that the voice in my head is, in fact, narrating my life for a reason, I’m upset that you’d tell me to give up on the love of my life! If you really did write me up, why did you set me up for heartbreak? How can you be so… so cruel?! I really hope you’ll reconsider Elliott not falling in love with me. And what’s this about you killing me? I’d like you to reconsider that too! I’m not ready to die! I’m only 16! This letter alone is making me panic, how can you expect me not to react badly to hardship? And I bet it’s all that good-for-nothing Aiden’s fault. And also, does this mean I have no fee will? Isn’t that illegal or something? Can I have you arrested, and restrained, so you can’t write anymore and I can have my freewill?
Love, Grace Kelly
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:10 pm
I love doing things like this way too much. Here are a few letters to characters from my smaller, less serious stories, as I haven't created characters for my actual novel yet (it's more of an idea right now, haha).
Dear Kiwadoi,
I'm so sorry for what I have to do, but it's the only way. I'm shamelessly playing favorites when it comes to your universe, and though you're my favorite, I can't give you a traditional "happy ending." It kills me to do this, but... Well, I hope you understand.
Please find happiness in the next world.
All the best, The Author
Dear Author,
Your words mean a lot to me. I only hope that I may die while protecting my prince. I've only ever wanted him to be happy; I'm sure you're well aware of that. His happily ever after is mine, even if I'm not there to share it with him.
I must say, my heart aches when I think that I won't get to stay with him for the rest of his life. However, you say that it's the only way... Please, I beg of you, let my prince have a happy life after my passing. I want my death to mean something to him, even if... well... even if he doesn't realize it.
Thank you very much for allowing me to spend even the smallest amounts of time with my prince. Each and every second spent in his presence means the world to me.
I'm sure you knew that, too.
Sincerely, Kiwadoi
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Dear Brendan,
I have to apologize for what I've put you through. Scars as extreme as yours may not heal. Physically, at least. But you can get through this, I know you can. You will. You have to.
A word of advice: Angel may well turn out to be your only friend, even if he's on the "enemy's" side. Treasure him. Or, at least, don't hurt him. If you do, you won't survive.
Oh, and don't do anything stupid.
Sincerely, The Author
Author,
How do you know about me? Is my life a book, huh? Why would you even-?!
No, never mind. I can't waste space writing about how you ruined my life. More importantly, how did you get this past him (you know who I'm talking about, if you really are the author)? ********, this probably won't even make it out of here. God knows I've sent letters that have never seen the light of day before now.
Well, whatever. Of course I'm going to get out of this. I'm not gonna lay back and take all of this. ******** hell. I hope I meet you after I get out of here. I owe you a good a**-kicking, you sick b*****d.
-Bren
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:41 pm
This topic has given me great amusement. And I may as well add to it. Anything's better than cutting & pasting a chapter.
Dear Joseph,
Being a little more open about what's going on in your life really isn't going to harm you. If anything, it'll help the people who care for you understand why you're such a b*****d and perhaps realise that you're not trying to drive them away.
It would also be a tremendous help if your survival instinct wasn't damaged to the point where you have to mouth off every time you get into a life threatening situation.
Don't worry, the fact that you're a good guy is not something I'm going to publicize, I do know how you feel about that one. (And stop antagonizing the demons, otherwise, I'll let slip that you're one of the good guys)
Regards,
The Author.
author,
you have issues. seeing a shrink may help.
regards,
joe
p.s. send a pic of yourself next time wink
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:08 pm
Oh I like this idea. I think I will add to it. ^^ Dear Azalea, I must say, you have been a difficult, yet interesting character to write about, especially considering the essence of you came from one of my favorite pieces of art.
But enough with the simple chit chat (and on with the rambling). I must take this time to warn you that just because you managed to take off with Alexander, leaving your rightful place to rule the kingdom after your father steps down, doesn't mean you're going to live happily ever after together. You did avoid the arranged marriage, but there is an impending danger ahead. Remember the time when your parents decided to travel to that oracle in Adenborough and the received prophecy freaked your mother out? Yeah, well, that comes into play now that you've left the safety of the palace. And all those silly children stories you've heard growing up are true. Just because you've never actually seen a vampire or werewolf doesn't mean they don't exist.
I can't give much away, as I can't see that far ahead myself, but I will leave you with two things. 1) Cherish the moments you have with Alexander while you are together. Though you make the perfect pair, despite the social rankings I've given you two, not everything works out. Though you will learn to use your new strengths and work around new drawbacks when the time comes. I trust you will manage to work everything out in the end. 2) Invest in maps and avoid the Nosfera Forest in the north if you can help it. Just don't hate me. It's the way it has to be. I did save you from that arranged marriage, right? So I do have good intentions here.
With love, The Author
P.S. Keep writing in your diary. ^_~~*♥*~ Dear Author,
I have shown your letter to Xander when he asked of my concerned look on reading this. We are both in agreement that we are frightened on some level on what would happen to the both of us and what the future holds for us, but I know you write with the best intentions and I cannot be more grateful for the extra time Xander and I have together (Thank you for not letting me marry that fool from... wherever he was from. I honestly don't remember as I found it unimportant). There are some things I must clarify.
~ Are you mad? You could not have made Xander some prince to make this relationship easier? Though I suppose I would not really have known him all my life otherwise.. Maybe that was ~ Are you some kind of Goddess of Fate or something? I know highly untrue, though I have heard that the oracle Mother and Father went to (I do remember the occasion) is in fact the Goddess of Fate, but I have not actually been able to confirm that just yet. ~ Avoid the Dark Forest? I thought I just heard Xander say something about the rumors of monsters in the forest are untrue. I would have to say I agree, though I promise we will try to be as cautious as possible. We are not staying in this cabin long, anyway, only two or three more days before we move again.
There is more to discuss, but I will leave it at that as.. Well.. I may not have time to write back later.
Yours Truly, ~†Xalia
P.S. Rambling is okay. You are more likely to give things away that way and I would like to be better prepared. My diary pages are being filled when I have the time, thank you! P.P.S. In the future, if you write to me again, please, with all due respect, do not call me Azalea. I left that life behind to be with Xander, and my original name went with it. Thanks. (And Xander would appreciate a letter soon, if you don't mind)
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:37 am
o.o Sounds like a good idea to me! ^^
Dear Firestorm,
It's been a while, I'd like to get a status update on the Iacon military. There have been sightings around the base several times now and I need to know what's going on before I do something rash and have Cannonball blow them all to pieces.
Everyone says hi by the way, especially Syndrome he misses you loads and wants you to come back. Return when you're ready, ok? I wouldn't want you having another breakdown, but please give me a little notice before you do return so I know I can dump more work on your desk! I'm joking, obviously.
It's quiet here, nothing new. The Kenkai haven't bothered us much, and when they have it's been pretty easy to stop them, I think they're loosing their touch personally.The triplets are growing up so quickly, Triggers already training with Blaze and C, Reload and Recoil are going to start soon and Reload is definatly set on getting jet wings so I'm going to have to try and sweet talk a couple of the Aerial Assult group into teaching him how to fly.
Anyway, I best wrap this up and get this pile of papers done. I miss you a lot Storm, it's very quiet without you. Your family misses you too, not that Tasha and Flare will admit it. Give them a call sometime, they'd love to hear from you.
Best Wishes, The Author
P.S - You better not be back on the highgrade, because if you are I'll tell your bonded and she'll drag you back here for rehab by your rotors -_-
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To the Commander of the Freelancers, otherwise known as The Author.
The Iacon military is naturally sending scouts out after a surprise attack on their main base. It is a natural precaution after one is attacked and they wish to devise a more spacious patrol route to cover any blind spots. See the attached file for further information.
I miss everyone too, but I cannot return until I know I'm strong enough again. It's hard to be here alone and I so want to come back, but I'm afraid that I'll just break down again, and Nightbeam warned me that last I was near a high spark attack. I do not want to have another medical emergancy, one that might end up with me being set down in the crypt. Ever since the loss of Firescape and the whole scare of Ember becoming a Decepticon, my emotional circuits have been on a loose loop of instability. Once I am sure I have gained more control of myself, I will send you a message confirming my return.
It's good to hear that your little mechs are nice and healthy, and if Reload decides upon having rotors instead of wings I would be more then happy to train him for you. Scourch might give him a few suggestions pointers if he has time, afterall he did teach Joyrides son Cloudsaber to fly.
Trigger is very much like his father Cannonball, in both spirit and looks. I am sure he will become a strong warrior one day just like he is and maybe he will be one of the new juggarnauts which protect us along with Blade Breakers son Skylar and perhaps Streamline too if he ever considers taking the same route as his dad. It is nice to know that we are breeding future protecters of the team for our own future generations.
Everything here is busy, I only have a few more minutes to finish writing this message before I have to be back on duty, Commander Magnus wants me to assist a few of the other highers with a security and scouting plan. He is very patient with me and knows when I have reached my limits without pushing further. I feel much more relaxed from being in a less stressful atmosphere for the limited amount of time that I have been here, although that does not mean I incline on staying. Things might be considerably easier here, but like on that human television movie 'The Wizard of OZ' stated; 'Theres no place like home'.
I hope to speak to Tasha and my children soon over the terminal system, possibly tonight or tomorrow morning. I hope Flare will talk to me, I really am worried about her and I hope she'll soon speak to me again. It was not my intentions for her boyfriend to be locked up in the Elite Guard prison on Charr, I just hope she realises that someday.
Sincerely, Firestorm
Freelancers Second in Command
Additional - Negative commander, I am not drinking highgrade, otherwise you would have been informed that I had been admitted to medbay after my systems had a complete meltdown from the ingredients. No need for the rotor dragging.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:29 pm
These are great, guys!
Dear Adele,
I'm sorry. I know I messed with Eddie, but really he had it coming. I mean, you both did. There's no way he's going to run across Europe with some kid who blatantly has mental issues. His sister is hurt, and what kind of man would he be if he left her alone to come with you?
Besides, it works better this way. I hope you're not too mad at me. It's not like you'll ever have to talk to me again anyway.
Yours sincerely, The Author.
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Dear The Author,
You broke the rules. You ruined my life. I hate you.
The only good thing about this is the promise of Paris.
And the fact that you won't be there.
Thanks for nothing, Adele.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:22 am
Dear Lily, I'm sorry your life turned out this way. I'm sorry your brother was murdered and your other one went missing. I'm sorry everybody hates you. I'm sorry you have OI. And I know how much you want to kill him, but you just won't, you really, really won't. He will kill you evantually instead. Sorry, The Author. Dear Author, Hang on a minute. You're saying that YOU killed Matthew? YOU MURDERED HIM! And you're going to let the same man kill me? That's just cold. Lily
Dear Lily, And another thing, that guy who killed you will kill you again. You will have a child and discover something about Matt that you never knew. He's not your brother Lily. He never was. The Author Dear Author, Now that's just cruel. LilyHey, I never said I was nice to my characters
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:38 am
Dear Jasper, So wahey, you've found the love of your life. So everything seems to be going right, right? Wrong. Yes, Lily dosen't drown (Wahey), but she dosen't shoot him and will always love her 'brother' more than you and when she finds out the truth about him, she will go off with him. Leaving you with a two-month old child. Not only that, she will be shot, resurrected and hung. And you get to watch. Have fun, Thao Author Dear Author, I don't believe you. I know the way she looks into my eyes. Thank you for not drowning her. But she will not be shot. No way. I will be there to take her bullet. I will be hung instead. Jasper *A while later* Dear Author, Oh you b*****d Jasper
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:45 am
Dear Madeleine, Louise isn't depressed. When she goes missing, think about the third song you read in her notepad. But nothing you say will save her. Kind regards, Author Dear Author, Oi! You're giving away the ending! She has to figure it out for herself! Or she'll save me!
LouiseDear Louise, How DARE you read my private mail? Do you not know the meaning of PRIVATE?
MadeleineDear Louise, I sent it to Madeleine, not you. Don't read her mail Author Dear Author, Yes, but she read my notepad! How dare she! LouiseThis is starting to get out of hand...
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:48 am
To my favorite little demon, You and I both know that there is some suffering that based on what you are and the circumstances involved, cannot ever be fixed or truly healed. You know of the matter of which I speak, and even if you were not forbidden to speak of it, you would keep it to yourself to give off the illusion of a secure, sane individual. You may be happy to know that I have discovered a way to lessen this suffering. Again, as mentioned, it can never go away, but it will become less painful for you to deal with, especially because you have to be strong for your little one. You need only to put your trust in the cloaked individual who will come in your most dire time of need. -The Author ~~~ Author,
I do not have words for your cruelty. The incident in question makes it hard to get through my life year after year. Can you imagine bearing such a burden, and being unable to speak of it, forcing those you trust to guess what is wrong? Can you imagine, still, the trouble it is to find even one or two others who will have to patience to continue to help despite the frustration it brings us all? Or, worse, still, worrying your own child and being unable to tell him that nothing is wrong, when something clearly is?
Nevertheless, it is a small comfort that some of this can be made easier to deal with. I do not wish to frighten my child anymore than he is already. However, the individual of whom you speak has no business here. He stood aside and allowed this to happen in the first place. If you want me to trust him, he can earn it.
-The Demon
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:45 pm
(you do know you proabably just created the best thread in this whole forum, right?)
Dear Vincent, I just wanted to tell you in case you were confused; I've moved you into the Regency Era! I know you're getting sick of being shoved around into all these different time periods, but I'm pretty sure it won't happen again. Just wait til you seeth the dresses the girls wear- your sisters will be so cute! And, I have a suprise for you- You're going to be king! I thought you'd like that, and I love you so much I just had to give it to you. On a side note, all my attention is actually going to be focused on Ronnie and much of your battle scenes will probably be missed and/or deleted. But don't worry about it too much, you're king, right? From a most enthusiastic admirer, the Author
Dear Author, I don't know exactly why you're in control of my life, but I'll complain about that when I have more time. I'm adjusting to this 'Regency Era', as you call it, though I do miss the conveniece of cars and machine guns. The clothing styles do look quite dashing on me, I must admit. I, in fact, have a bone to pick with you about my sisters. I hear rumors that Anya is going to be kidnapped, to which I strongly protest, and I have seen little of my other sisters. I can hardly be the ideal family man without a family (if that is what you intend me to be. But I must warn you, relations with my wife are less than favorable at this time). And what is this 'suprise'? I assumed I would always take the role of monarch. In fact, I am dissapointed to learn that you only just realized this yourself. It grieves me even more to find out my nephew is to be the focus of all your hard work- what does he possess that separates him from the rest of my sorry relatives? I shall have my secret police look into this- which I thank you for, by the way. They are most convenient. Now, although you may have made some favorable adjustments to my condition, I am overall displeased with your work. And so, by the power invested in me, as King, I fire you. You have three days to pack your bags and put my life into someone else's hands. Officially signed by His Royal Highness, Vincent the First
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