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XtRA_CriSBY

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:15 am
Hey guys im new so i felt bored and made a topic!
make as many jokes as u like but no racism, sexism etc.
dont be mean and follo ToS (DUH!)
1st joke gets 1k.
have fun :3  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:24 am
oh yh, ps there mite be abit of a wait for the 1k  

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StudioGilliam

PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:45 am
My dog has a favourite day of the week. No really, it's true.

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Chewsday.  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:50 am
StudioGilliam
My dog has a favourite day of the week. No really, it's true.

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Chewsday.

make sure u got a trading pass...  

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StudioGilliam

PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:52 am
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StudioGilliam
My dog has a favourite day of the week. No really, it's true.

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Chewsday.

make sure u got a trading pass...


biggrin I'll go buy one now. Gimmi a sec...  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:54 am
DONE.  

StudioGilliam


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:33 am
CoD, watch the grammar.


But on topic, try this:

"Sex has gone downhill with the wife, so I bought her a d***o.
She said it "looks like a carrot".
Which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning."
 
PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:39 am
My computer beat me at chess today. But it was no match for me at kickboxing.

How'dya make a dog drink? Put it in a blender.  

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StudioGilliam

PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:23 pm
Behatzlacha-S
How'dya make a dog drink? Put it in a blender.


I liked that one.  
PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:55 am
i feel sympathetic for the people in Haiti.

The last time i had 30Aftershocks i couldn'tfind my house either!  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:10 pm
the bogeyman looks under the bed and sees chuck norris whee

...the old ones are the best!  
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