Lamest pickup lines!!!

[Xx-Yuuki_Kaname-xX]

hey ppl/nekos!!!!
u know how there r those really lame pick up lines that some ppl use. well just post some of the 1's that u've heard. not the 1's u find on the internet! lolz! =^w^=
have a nice day!!!

 

[Xx-Yuuki_Kaname-xX]

top 3 famous lame pick up lines!

-if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i 2gether!

-did it hurt? when u fell down from heaven!

-r u tired? cuz u've been runnin thru my mind all day!

 

[ShadeGate]

The most lame ones I've heard are the Naruto pick-up lines. Some are just plain frightning.  

[notingles-do-po]

per example?  

[I_BiT3_Bl00dy-n3CKs]

boy: do you have a map?
girl: why?
boy: b/c im lost in your eyes  

[Xx-Yuuki_Kaname-xX]

@ Blood_n_Darkness: wow that is a lame 1!
@ notingles: i posted some examples and Blood_n_Darkness has posted 1 too.
@ ShadeGate: can u post some of them.  

[notingles-do-po]

i MENT the naruto ones  

[I_BiT3_Bl00dy-n3CKs]

boy: is it hot in here or is it you? XP  

[momijisohma619]

this is the lamest thing i've ever heard a boy say to me it was sooo lame i wanted him to suffer like my ears suffered from hearing it.
boy: If you were a booger I'd pick you! *eye twitch*  

[I amz a kittin]

The worst one I've heard was:
"Would you be mad if I said you had a nice body?" I just looked at him and waved and walked off, he went back to being my best friend after that.  

[June Malatesta]

Blood_n_Darkness

boy: do you have a map?
girl: why?
boy: b/c im lost in your eyes

here's a quick fix to that:
boy: do you have a map?
girl: nope.
~girl walks away~  

[kirin_girl The Younger]

boy:do u hve a lifevest?
girl:no..y?
boy: coz, u take my breah away..

urgghh!!  

[iNeedAWindex]

Boy: Are you wearing space pants?
Girl: No....Why?
Boy:Cause your a** is out of this world muhahahaha

What really happens....
Boy: Are you wearing space pants?
Girl: SLAP!
Boy: lies on floor crying crying