[Game] Things I've Learned From Yaoi...

[Sushi-kaichou]

Let's create a list!

1. If you go outside and its raining YOU WILL get sick
2. If you get sick you will, at one point during the day, faint
3. If one person rapes you, everyone with a 15 mile radius will try to do the same
4. If you were a belt someone will tie you up with it
5. If you truly love some one, its alright if its rape the first time, or the second, or the hundredth. Someday they will understand your feelings, or get stolkhoms or something
6. Even if you are straight you will fall for the cute gay guy chasing you
7. Sex can heal a fever
8.The crueler he is to me is the more he loves me..
9. Never drink anything from anyone.. It's probably drugged..
10. Don't be too kind, too smart, too handsome, or too reserved.. This will only provoke everyone around me to fall in love with me and attempt or have violent thoughts (rape).
11. Anytime I have sex I must suddenly realized that in most cases its not just sex but guess what "I love them".
12. If i want him to fall in love with me, I should rape him first
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Any more?  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Ha! That's so sad... but true... >_>

13. "No" actually means "yes".

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Drakie Cakie]

Break away from everybody, break away from everything.

-= 14.) I will have a mental break down the day after my one-night stand and realize that I've always been in love with them and I would rather kill myself than be away from them for one second. Then I must run around frantically and embrace them whilst crying and apologizing. Then make-up sex. =-

If you can't stand the way this place is, take yourself to higher places.

 

[69_Go-Go_69]

15. Rape is the only way to be with the one you love.
16. No matter where you sleep, if you're not in a bed, you will catch a cold.
17. Sex/Rape=Love.

 

[OrganizationOatmeal]

18: Uke's always fall in love first, even if they won't admit it.
19: If you see a short, cute kid with huge eyes--he's probably an Uke.
20: Gay guys always have eccentic girl-friends.
21: If he asks you to come over on a Saturday, he wants sex.

Um...I think that's all I've got for now.  

[CoyoteXendo]

22- if you blush you will be sexed  

[Shard Of Ronin]

If the guy you have a crush on comes over to help you tidy your house and finds your porn while you're fetching snacks for you both, you will promptly get laid.  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

23. Pet-sitting will get you laid, eventually.

24. If the person you love talks to a woman, it means they're not interested in you and hate your guts.

25. Crying fixes everything.

26. Semes will attempt to grab your tits despite the fact that you're a man.

27. If you find your crush sleeping, you have to kiss them.

28. Rejections are very uncommon, especially if you cry during your confession of love. Putting yourself down during the love confession helps as well.

29. If the above doesn't work, for some reason, wait a while. Your crush will come running back in the end, no matter what.

30. You always do it on the first date.

31. Heck, you don't even need to date at all! You can pretty much get to it directly after your gushy love confession.

32. Alternatively, if you're a seme, you can rape your crush and confess your undying love for them afterwards. Either way works fine.

33. Other men are rarely rivals in love. Your significant other is only gay for you~

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[69_Go-Go_69]

Got more!!

30. Your lover will be substacially older than you.
31. Marriage is out of the question forever.
32. Girls never have a special other.
33. If you are a uke, someone will try and steal you from your master.
34. They will fail in one way or another.
35. If you cook, you must wear an apron.
36. Randomness and Chaos are inevitable

yeah that's all I got for now...

 

[Art Greylace]

37. If you have pink hair, big eyes, and/or a skinny, small build, you had better like being raped.

38. If you wear glasses that are not ridiculous you must be a seme.

39. When someone grabs your wrist so that you can
40. Looking about twelve in no way stops men from going after you.  

[Kaikoloren]

37: Lube is OPTIONAL
38: UKEs have a MMB (Magical Moisture Button!)
39: Flowers are a warning sign of UKE Love blossoming.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

40. An uke in love, even a grown man, will always act like a hormonal teenage girl.
41. If not, they will be a tsundere. Who acts like a hormonal teenage girl in subtly different ways.
42. If you are taciturn, you are the seme. Almost no exceptions.
43. If you are carrying a torch for someone, they like you back.
44. If not, you will angst and then be comforted be someone who likes you back and it will be ~TWU WUV~  

[Sergeant Captain Shanks]

45. Semes are always strong enough to carry the Uke no matter how weak or sick they were before.  

[FelisMargarita]

46. It doesn't matter if he's your father. If he seems interested, -you were adopted, and that's okay!
47. If you are an uke father, don't worry about your son's friends who court your son. They're after you. And be prepared to be raped by your son's best friend, and perhaps they're father after.
48. You've only met him for thirty minutes. It's alright to love him forever.
49. Runaways make the best semes.
50. Opposites attract. Anybody that gets in their way will be mauled by the fangirls.
51. If he has a girlfriend, don't worry. Things work out.
52. If he says he's not gay...? ...We'll see. <3
53. Sparkly and teary eyes are an uke's best friend, and their deadliest weapon.  

[Dear Acid]

54. The lovable gay couple usually hate each other at the beginning.

55. You'll never witness any more drama in two individuals' lives.