Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[lillypad5151]

Because you didn't telll me what was going on  

[xXiMay]

cuz yur a girl? andd i just found out and now ima killll yuu : D  

[Pandeh-L]

Because I learned there are no women on the internet o-o

(one of the rules of the internet)  

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

Cause he is a guy. . .
HOW THE HECK DID WE GET MARRIED?!  

[wunderIust]

Cause he's a zombie killer. ;3

 

[Voice of the Ancients]

Because you never loved my classical music!!!  

[Marihogany]

cuz im straight and her black and whiteness was killing me DX  

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

Because you have too much Christmas-spirit D:  

[Marihogany]

because you couldn't stand the fact that my birthday was December 15th and I got forced into dressing like a christmas lunatic.  

[Chibi-Onee-San]

Because all those presents weren't for me.  

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

Because every time you play that violin it sounds like you are killing someone.  

[UsernamesMeh]

Cuz I had to play something since your guitar practicing sucked eggs