[Game] In Soviet Russia...

[Drakie Cakie]

Break away from everybody, break away from everything.

-= Yes, this is an old meme, but I still think it's fun. We all know about the 'In Soviet Russia' jokes, right? Well, make some up! Lame, funny, weird, whatevs, I wanna hear e'm. I'll start us off.

In Soviet Russia, law breaks you.
In Soviet Mordor, Boromir simply walks into you.

Go forth! =-

If you can't stand the way this place is, take yourself to higher places.

 

[EvFaerAshlynn]

An appropriate one for this guild:

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YAOI WATCHES YOU!

mrgreen  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

In Soviet Russia, dinner eats YOU!

Also:
In Soviet Russia, uke tops SEME!  

[Shard Of Ronin]

In Soviet Russia, You you you!

.....

gonk  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

In Soviet Russia, Noun Verbs You!  

[After Midnight Blue]

In Soviet Russia, cars steal you.

Oh god, I respond to everything thing this way...
"___, Did you you do your homework?" "In Soviet Russia, homework does you."
"___, Did you feed the cat?" "In Soviet Russia, the cat feeds you."  

[basselope7]

In Soviet Russia, gum chews YOU.

eek  

[Twilight_Rein]

In Soviet Russia, Google googles you!  

[Lenre Li]

In Soviet Russia, avatar dresses YOU!  

[Choer]

In Soviet Russia, Gaia logs into you.