Spontaneity

[Hunter Rush]

Every now and then, I will send someone a fully random message/story that either happened, or just popped into my head. I just sent this one, and this has to be some of my best work yet.

So, there I was. Punching this homeless guy.
When out of nowhere this guy comes up and is like, "Want some peanut butter?"
And I was like, "Hell yeah! Pass that s**t over here!"
Then he hits me in the head with a jar of peanut butter and runs away.

 

[TillxGone]

☁Raindrops keep fallin' on my head☂
☁And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed☂

o:☂

☁Nothin' seems to fit☂
☁Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'☂

 

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

Did that really happen?

But yes, I would find that amusing. :3

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Hunter Rush]

If that really happened it would be even funnier. But no it didn't.  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

Some weird ideas you've got there. Weird, yet funny and amusing. xD

I've got some funny real life stories to tell :] Maybe I'll spill them one day.

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Hunter Rush]

Yeh should! And yes, weird ideas I have.  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

Haha. There's the glass sandwich story, professor JK story and lots of other ones. :]

I recall some embarassingly funny stories about myself, but I may not disclose those. ninja My friends teased me for a long time >.<

Send me something! :'D

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Sometimes I start writing using the first word that come to my mind. It turns out really weird and nonsensical.

 

[Hunter Rush]

My weird "stories" usually pop into my head and I just roll with them. They don't even come fully formed. The idea pops in, and I keep going.  

[Anamorphic Toothpaste]

Talk about random, I just popped in to say "HI"....well I'll be off again! yaaaay college! ^.^  

[Hunter Rush]

Random would have been you popping in to say "Charles" and disappearing. "Hi" isn't that random.  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Fanny-packs bitches! D<

 

[Hunter Rush]

So, who wants gelatin?  

[Neon~Starshine]

I don't think I'm very random.
I simply fail to decide what I'm going to say. I just... talk.
Frankly, it all makes sense to me!
Ed riding an elephant, trying to spear a flaming chicken?
What's odd about that?

 

[Hunter Rush]

Absolutely nothing. How about punching a baby while eating a cheeseburger and kicking an old man down the street? Not weird, right?