Lily's Pad ~ Geezerville

[Stargazer Lily]

Welcome to Lily's Pad, Tea Garden and Natural Life Renewal. We serve more than tea, we also have Hors d'oeuvres, tea sandwiches, lemonade or limeade (plain, peach, strawberry, raspberry or mango), fresh baked pies, and other tidbits. We also offer an oxygen bar specializing in Oxygen and Aromatherapy; Acupressure or Acupuncture; Chiropractics; Meditation; Light Therapy... oh just come on in and check it out. Our lovely tea garden is a place for all you groovy peoples to discuss improving our community, purifying our bodies and cleaning up our planet.

Walking up to Lily's Pad, you see a shop tucked behind big glass bay windows. The windows have shelves running the length of them on which are a profusion of herbs growing, fresh lemon grass, dill, chives, basil, thyme, mint, rosemary, all sorts of little pots full of greenery.

Pushing open the big glass doors, you find yourself inside the shop. Large hemp curtains are pushed aside from the windows and door, filling the room with sunlight. Immediately in front of you, are several tables and chairs with hemp table clothes in earth tones. The walls are painted in shades of green, the floors are a dark stained oak. As in all the rooms in her shop, there are Chinese Evergreens, Ficus, and Spider Plants scattered in pots around the room, plants known to purify the air.

In the northwest corner, is a large refurbished oak bar counter, filled with Oxygen Infusers and Aromarizers. On the shelving behind the bar are bottles of assorted oils and other non-oil scents. A staff stands behind the bar, to assist users with the Oxygen Bar. A poster to one side explains the benefits of Oxygen and Aromatherapy.

Tucked in the southwest corner is a large stone fireplace surrounded by a few rocking chairs.

Between the Oxygen Bar and fireplace, stand a couple of old-fashioned Arcade games. ROUND UP THE ADMINS the lights flash.

In the Northeast corner is a large kitchen, fronted by a glass counter. The glass case shelves display a wide-variety of holistic items Lily offers for sale, including Chakra Stones, Crystals, Chinese Medicine Balls, herbal tea remedies, and natural medicine books.

To the left of the counter, just past the door to the kitchen are two large glass paned fridges, filled with fresh baked goods, labeled with ingredients for her vegetarian and vegan customers.

A door in Southwest corner leads you to two large rooms. The first room features an acupuncture and acupressure specialist and a chiropractor. There are low benches separated by privacy screens. Small water fountains sit on tables about the room, with soft New Age music drifting through the sound system.

The second room has soft exercise mats stacked in against the wall. A couple of staff are available offering courses in meditation, yoga and pilates. In a far corner of the room, behind a section of tall screens, are special lamps set up to provide light therapy.

Out the back door, Lily has recycling bins for paper items, plastic, glass and metals. Behind a fenced area, she has a composting heap for recycling food and other biodegradable items.

*Smiles a megawatt Barbie-smile and extends a hand.* I'm Stargazer Lily. I'm pleased to make your acquaintance.  

[Stargazer Lily]

So Stargazer Lily, how do we play?

Random Number Rolls

ROUND UP THE ADMINS Arcade Games ~ Tired of GAIA Admins and Programmers changing the layout... Tired of Glitches and Bugs that never seem to get fixed... Tired of seeing new items you can only purchase in the cash shop cropping up every few days while the other problems in Gaia go unnoticed? Then come play this game. It might not really fix anything, but you could earn some prizes. The game features animated admins and programmers sitting at computers messing up the layouts, deleting messages about bugs, taking a coffee break, and creating more RIGs for you to purchase with your hard-earned cash. Your job is to locate these characters, shake them up a bit and lock them up in the bug room, wherein they will be required to get back to the work that matters to the users. HOW? Post that you are: ROUNDING UP THE ADMINS!, then generate a random number between 1 and 999,999 ~ The higher your score, the more admins and programmers you've collected and put back on task. Prizes will be awarded for highest score every two weeks. To earn a prize, you must score higher than 700,000.

Top Score: 994130 ~ Maune


HIGH SCORES ~ Round 5

HIGH SCORES ~ Round 4
Wretched Soul: 937118 ~ HIGH SCORE FOR THIS SESSION
Kits Rose: 916887

HIGH SCORES ~ Round 3
Maune: 994130 ~ HIGH SCORE FOR THIS SESSION

HIGH SCORES ~ Round 2
Pink Fregia: 949055 ~ Dang she's on a roll eek whee ~ HIGH SCORE FOR THIS SESSION
Pink Fregia: 907177 ~ eek whee

HIGH SCORES ~ Round 1
Pyszapp: 820579 ~ HIGH SCORE FOR THIS SESSION
Pink Fregia: 761924
Iggies: 761501

Updated Do-Good Rules ~ In order to "Clean Up" at the Most Wanted (MW) thread, you must RN a number in the MW thread. If you successfully roll the number in Pyszapp's rules ~ you can choose any one of the good deeds on the list or make up one of your own that could be added to Lily's favorite clean-ups. OR in the Gaia Geezers Booty Grab (GGB), generate a random number between 1 - 20. If you get a number between 1 - 10, you can do the corresponding good deed and earn a prize of 500 gold ~ good deeds are listed in the post below.

To avoid all-out slaughter with only one "goody-goody" on duty (and the hooligans already being well-established) the following rule applies:

To "Prank" the Tea House, you must generate a random number between 1 - 50 ~ If you get a number ending in 0 or 5, you get to Prank, All other numbers are out of luck. EDITS: Pranks should be in good fun ~ There will be no further utter destruction of the thread ~ we have a "Kill This Thread" topic for that.

No prizes will be given out from the Tea House for Pranks. If you "Prank" the House without generating one of the numbers listed above, you are automatically busted and must serve one of the fines listed below. The two-hour rule does not apply here. Any Contract Pranks will also follow the prank rules listed in the thread.

Busting The Pranksters:

If you bust a prankster (Catch them in the act - within two hours of the prank), the prankster will serve a fine as per the list below. All gold fines will be paid to Gilda Geezer ~ our Golden Guild Goddess.  

[Stargazer Lily]

Good Deeds to Earn Prizes:

1 Planting Roses Outside the GGG's Most Wanted
2 Replace All Alcohol with Herbal Tea
3 Singing Nursery Rhymes at GGG's Most Wanted
4 Accosting Drunks and Walking Them Home with A Lecture on Vice
5 Practice Chear-leading at the GGG
6 Toss Out Cigarettes
7 Hose Down Smokers
8 Compliments the Nurses x3
9 Get Coffee & Donuts for Officers
10 Paints Pastel Pictures at the GGG
11 Other things you think would good for the hooligans (should be something they won't like)

Fines for Hooligans Caught Pranking the Tea House:

1 Serves Tea at the Tea House, With a Smile x3
2 Sucks Up to Stargazer Lily x3
3 Repents Dirty Deeds and Apologizes to All in the Tea House
4 Carry a Stuffed Animal Around For Three Days (demonic stuffeds don't count)
5 Dress Angelic For Three Days
6 Give Flowers to Goody-Two-Shoes
7 Suck Up to Officers x3 posts
8 Donates Gold to Gilda for Prizes in Tea & GGG Threads - RN between 1 -10 x 10g
9 Delivers Coffee & Donuts (no tainting) to Officers
10 Posts Three Reasons Why They Should Clean Up Their Act

Repercussions for Cleaning Up:
Might be Pranked per the rules in the GGG's Most Wanted  

[Icy Reign]

*non-prank post*

Good one Stargazer Lily! You're coming fast and amusing! This is going to be fun

Gilda Thread Updates/Edits:

1st Successful Good Deed:

Faerie KatrinaZ

*flitters in and goes directly to Eileen and whispers to her ... * Hey Eileen ... can I borrow your Flog- ... er, I mean your Shinto Priests Wand for a moment? ... Thanks! You're the best! *Faerie quietly flitters over behind Icy Reign and quickly flogs her a few times on the behind* I'm sorry Icy! This was for Prissy Pan- ... I mean Stargazer Lily! It was all her idea! *Faerie giggles nervously and very quickly flitters away, dropping the wand in Eileen's lap on her way out of the thread* Thanks Eileen! 4laugh

1k on it's way dear.  

[Stargazer Lily]

*Pulls out her shears and cuts the ribbon to the Tea House & Gardens*

Welcome to Lily's Pad - Please follow the rules in this thread. Thanks

*Releases doves and balloons in to the air and sits back with a nice cup of Chai Tea.*  

[Stargazer Lily]

Well, I'm off for the night and will have the official "Grand Opening" this weekend when I'm not at work. Anyone interested in being a "Goody-Two-Shoes" should post to the thread until then. In an attempt to build up some Law-Abiding Citizens Concerned With The Welfare of Their Fellow Citizens before hand, Pranksters can not start rolling the numbers until after the Official Opening.

I did not miss that little "Prissy Pansy's" comment and will offer a 1k reward to the first Law-Abiding Citizen to successfully flog Icy Reign in any bar thread.  

[Lil Brat]

Now that wasn't so hard, was it? *Ducks before she gets hit with a horse, er, mule shoe.*  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Oooo, now this sounds like my kind of thread! Thanks Lily! 4laugh  

[katana68]

Stargazer Lily

Well, I'm off for the night and will have the official "Grand Opening" this weekend when I'm not at work. Anyone interested in being a "Goody-Two-Shoes" should post to the thread until then. In an attempt to build up some Law-Abiding Citizens Concerned With The Welfare of Their Fellow Citizens before hand, Pranksters can not start rolling the numbers until after the Official Opening.

I did not miss that little "Prissy Pansy's" comment and will offer a 1k reward to the first Law-Abiding Citizen to successfully flog Icy Reign in any bar thread.

LOL, flog Icy & the full wrath of us hooligans will be known across this thread & beyond!!! You're welcome to try & "reform" us..... twisted  

[psihug]

Psihug is completely reformed and ready to serve one and all with equal respect.

I eagerly await the golden opportunities this beneficent thread will provide.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Stargazer Lily

I did not miss that little "Prissy Pansy's" comment and will offer a 1k reward to the first Law-Abiding Citizen to successfully flog Icy Reign in any bar thread.

Mischievous deed done just for you at Most Wanted, Lily! *giggles nervously* 4laugh  

[Kits Rose]

Hmmm... this could be fun. 4laugh  

[Icy Reign]

*storms into thread all to eager to seek revenge*

STARGAZER LILY! How dare you put a hit out on me! stressed And you're not even up and running yet!!! scream I shall get you, my pretty, just wait and see...you and Faerie will rue the day you flogged ICY REIGN!!! talk2hand So start rueing!!! twisted

*storms out of thread, conspicuosly leaving behind a transparent, odorless powder trailing behind her*  

[Wretched Soul]

1st Successful Good Deed:

Faerie KatrinaZ

*flitters in and goes directly to Eileen and whispers to her ... * Hey Eileen ... can I borrow your Flog- ... er, I mean your Shinto Priests Wand for a moment? ... Thanks! You're the best! *Faerie quietly flitters over behind Icy Reign and quickly flogs her a few times on the behind* I'm sorry Icy! This was for Prissy Pan- ... I mean Stargazer Lily! It was all her idea! *Faerie giggles nervously and very quickly flitters away, dropping the wand in Eileen's lap on her way out of the thread* Thanks Eileen! 4laugh

You call that a flogging? She tapped her with a ribbon. If it'd been me on the hit list, someone would have used a bull whip. burning_eyes  

[katana68]

You were warned, Lily!!! Trust me, revenge will be served!!!! twisted