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notingles-do-po Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:58 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:57 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:51 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:10 pm
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If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
I hear voices and they don't like you
Smile -- it confuses the enemy
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fricking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh snap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, retard."
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh again.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:03 pm
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