Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Hoshigiri]

This is self-explanatory; ask a stupid question and get a stupid (or sarcastic) answer.

i.e.
p1: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

p2: as much wood as it wanted.
Why is the sky blue?

p1: because brown was already taken.

Next post can begin the game.  

[mathwl1020]

whats the difference between a chainsaw and a keyhole saw?  

[Hoshigiri]

Chainsaws make for more bloodier weapons. twisted

What is the best way to get rid of an unwanted guest?  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

kill them...
what would you get if you crossed a vampire and a snowman?  

[Ronnel no Fenniksu]

Someone who drains the water from his victim.

What's the difference between a shishkebab and a rapier?  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

Shishkebab looks a lot better...
why did the chicken cross the road?  

[Ronnel no Fenniksu]

To tempt fate.

Why do fangirls squeal?  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

to pierce the ears of their targets.
why didn't the skeleton cross the graveyard?  

[Ronnel no Fenniksu]

He was already six feet in it.

Why did the emo cry?  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

because he was dying from the multiple stab wounds.
Did Grandma get run over by a reindeer?  

[Ronnel no Fenniksu]

Yup, coming home from my house Christmas Eve.

Does Santa exist?  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

he did exist, he died a hundred years ago though.
Does the persona of nature exist?  

[Hoshigiri]

Yes, in one very angry little girl.

Are eyeballs considered a delicacy?  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

yes and they are very delicious.
why is the sky blue?  

[Alister_King]

because i stabbed a smurf
how many stars are there?