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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:47 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:48 pm
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THE POEM SO FAR ((Since this is a recreation of a previous thread))
There was a time where a man had a rhyme
and started a trend to go out and spend
without caring for how much money he had he was a pretty nice lad
and he had a bird who he called word
he enjoyed the sauce that was full of floss
he ate a big dish that had some fish
it caused him to fart then with his bird he did part
heartbroken and sad he went to the pet store but he couldn't open the door,
so he went to the ocean and he saw birds in motion
that made him sad because it reminded him of his dad.
and without thought he put up a cot
his mom's head was put to bed.
And then he danced. with his pants
and his dad then said, "E gad"
"I have to go," "Its almost time for the show."
he sighed and went to have a good cry He said "I wish I to could fly."
And ate some of Dred's B-day cake. and then he turned into a drake
his mom dived into the pie and almosted died,
the Bird came back, with a sack
full of potatoes and another filled with tomatoes
the bird tossed them to him and screamed, "MY NEW NAME IS FLIM!"
then they both started to cry asking god why,
his name was not joe he swayed to and fro
then he decided to make some flan but instead ended up with jam.
because he couldnt cook, so he read a book
and found the word purple and was about to give krell a big fat nurple.
for trying to end this poem of fantastic design, one would say it was almost divine
until Krell threw an anvil he was trully pure evil.
because it hit Kyo in the eye, He felt like he was going to die
but then shadow showed up and used her healing it was such a good feeling.
so then he went on the attack, but krell beat him back
then he called the retreat and got back on his feet.
but then he began to cry what happened to the original guy
so the story became confused he was verbally abused.
so he ran away to the forrest of doom which went boom
and the story started from scratch and i wondered, will it again catch?
Without skipping a beat, we start the next heat
and find a new gal who had a great pal
she belived in antidisestablishmentarianism But whatever happened to simple humanitarianism?
The world had turned upside down said the sad and frowning clown
Look over there, it sexual harrassment panda! No wait its just my aunt Wanda.
She sat on a chair, And began pulling out her hair
It was finally time to go on a trip so she took another acid hit
I once knew a nun who absolutely hated fun
she killed the party whenever she could by dancing naked down in the hood
Soon she tired of this plain life became a lesbian and got herself a wife
but that wife went and cheated on her Depressed she took to wearing fur
A random bunny sighed in despair and as if by magic the ex-nun grew luxurious hair
as she tossed it around she gleefully giggled Combed it and kissed it and then even wiggled
dolled herself up before leaving that night cutting through an alley she recieved quite a fright
she witnessed a gangbanging; oh, what to do?! she threw her big orange...shoe.
Then ran away screaming in fright, but coudlnt see a thing 'cause it was night
she stumbled and spattered and then with a clang got attacked by a vampire, then grew a fang
as the bloodlust grew she screamed in delight went out to get a quick bite
found herself a hot young lad then she discovered that he was really quite bad
unsatisfied, she hungered for more so she walked right through a lawyer's doors
she tried to drink, but he had no heart She soon got bored and sat in a shopping cart
Then Matt kicked her out and said it was his So she drank some soda for the fizz
She thought of how she lived her life sighed and then drew her knife
depressed and murderous she took that blade stabbed some grass in a random glade
then flaunted her prowess and went insane
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