[Game] One Piece at a Time!

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Right, so how this works is the first person posts a sentence, then the next person continues on with another single sentence. Eventually, it makes a story! Which we then can read out and sporfle over.
The only catch? You have to make it as zany as you possibly can!
References to whatever you want are o-kay.

To start:
One day, L grew a tree covered in candy from a bean that he bought from a mysterious man known only as the Medicine Seller...  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

...who had also offered him some antique pornography, which L had firmly but politely rejected, despite the temptation...

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Captain tohru honda]

so the medicine man told him he has a secret.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

"I have a secret, but I will only tell you once you have assembled a group of sturdy adventurers to go to Mount DOOM."  

[Captain tohru honda]

"Fine." L said and then left. the medicine man laughed for he was a psycho.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

L scoured the land for the very bravest of adventures, his first stop being a lake with a tentacle monster in it.  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

For some reason, there was a strange girl selling tickets to go swim with it.

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Captain tohru honda]

L bought a ticket then told the monster of his story. "I will help if you find me a mate." He said.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

L used his magic plot-device deductive powers to discover a tentacle monster mate finding device, but when he switched it on...  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

...it turned into a sparkly purple unicorn.

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Tentacles McSquidgy (for that was his name) went "SNARFKHAGKNOMNOM" and ate the sparkle unicorn right up, oh no!  

[For-Chan Cookie]

But the unicorn was not so easily defeated and burst out of Tentacles McSquidgy's stomach, spraying stomach acid and nubile young girls everywhere!  

[InuYasha girl 707]

These young girls began to cry, no longer partying in McSquidgy's belly.  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

This lead to McSquidgy's abdominal muscles ceasing their constant stimulation, causing his previously chiselled torso to turn into dough.

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[CoyoteXendo]

The nubile young girls subsequently attacked L for being a buzz kill.