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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:28 pm
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-=Thread needs to be edited for style and clarity. I'm on it.=-
Elves.
I love them. Just one problem. I'm getting tired of the regal, semi-divine elves seen in the fantasy I read and write. I need to start working with a new type of elf:
First, they be incredibly beautiful. (Of course I know that is already true about most elves. Let me continue.) They are not only beautiful, they are somewhat promiscuous and accepting of nudity. Next, they are protective of nature, yet fond of technology (This is the modern day. There be no magic to play with.). As a result, they are very fond of things like hydrogen cars and recyclable materiels. Subraces, like Dark Elves, are simply separate ethnic groups, like how white people and black people are separate, but of the same race.
Elves love to drink, dance, swear, party, blare their rock music, get tattoos and piercing, and generally enjoy life. This is a major part of elven culture. Dangerously load punk rock/metal/country/rap/pop is fun. Wild dancing is fun. Being as vulgar as possible is fun. Public fornication is fun (and legal!). Contact sports are fun. Drunken parties are fun. However, the loud, boisterous side is not the only side elves posses. Elves are also big fans of the less in your face arts, and have been know to listen to quieter forms of music at times, too. Elves are generally well educated in the fields of music, history, literature, and art, less so in the fields of math and science (As a general rule. There are elven mathematicians and scientists.), which gives them a very undeserved reputation for stupidity. Drama and romance stories are very popular among the elves, as are action and war stories.
As for outsiders elves are generally friendly towards foreigners unless given a reason to act otherwise. However, once angered elves make incredibly good soldiers, as all adult elves train for warfare and keep an assault rifle handy in their house. This tradition stems from frequent foreign invasions. Many elves take this even further, becoming professional soldiers, sailors, airmen, or marines. The art of warfare is constantly romanticized in elven culture. What do you expect?
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:45 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:39 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:39 am
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:02 pm
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Glory to Alexa -=Thread needs to be edited for style and clarity. I'm on it.=- Elves. I love them. Just one problem. I'm getting tired of the regal, semi-divine elves seen in the fantasy I read and write. I need to start working with a new type of elf: First, they be incredibly beautiful. (Of course I know that is already true about most elves. Let me continue.) They are not only beautiful, they are somewhat promiscuous and accepting of nudity. Next, they are protective of nature, yet fond of technology (This is the modern day. There be no magic to play with.). As a result, they are very fond of things like hydrogen cars and recyclable materiels. Subraces, like Dark Elves, are simply separate ethnic groups, like how white people and black people are separate, but of the same race. Elves love to drink, dance, swear, party, blare their rock music, get tattoos and piercing, and generally enjoy life. This is a major part of elven culture. Dangerously load punk rock/metal/country/rap/pop is fun. Wild dancing is fun. Being as vulgar as possible is fun. Public fornication is fun (and legal!). Contact sports are fun. Drunken parties are fun. However, the loud, boisterous side is not the only side elves posses. Elves are also big fans of the less in your face arts, and have been know to listen to quieter forms of music at times, too. Elves are generally well educated in the fields of music, history, literature, and art, less so in the fields of math and science (As a general rule. There are elven mathematicians and scientists.), which gives them a very undeserved reputation for stupidity. Drama and romance stories are very popular among the elves, as are action and war stories. As for outsiders elves are generally friendly towards foreigners unless given a reason to act otherwise. However, once angered elves make incredibly good soldiers, as all adult elves train for warfare and keep an assault rifle handy in their house. This tradition stems from frequent foreign invasions. Many elves take this even further, becoming professional soldiers, sailors, airmen, or marines. The art of warfare is constantly romanticized in elven culture. What do you expect?
Your elves and their partying sound a lot like dwarves. No offense. Just thought tha tI would point that out.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:11 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:59 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:43 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:01 pm
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