I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my Avocado plant. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember eggplant-fetishism.
Greetings to your freaky family,
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MEME MOMENT!
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