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[In Search of that Booty]

1rst Place = Ponx
2nd Place = XxIcedOutRainbowCubexX
3rd Place = Teh Shmirf
Congrats to our winners! And to those who didn't win there's always the next contest!  

[XxErotic_LeprosyxX]

AY AY VICE CAPPIE TAAN  

[smicE_crEam]

Umm,umm,umm......This is pretty hard...XD. I'll try.  

[xXx_Mental_Society_xXx]

hmm.. how about when she is singing at one of her concerts someone snipes her??  

[chyunei]

PSSSSHHH.
This is gunna be fuuuuun~ XD
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[smicE_crEam]

Okay,I got it!:"Kidnap her 1st. Bring her to this old place....Use a knife to torture her! Then, I'll use something that has electric in it then put it in her mouth for about 3 seconds, 'cause I don't want the part to end! Then,I'd cut 3 of her fingers off and make her eat 'em! And then leave her out in the cold night! When,I come back to see her,I have a Rattle Snake with me! Let the Rattle Snake bite her,then,try to drown her for a few min. Then,bring her up. To finish her off,I do this razz ut on my head phones,turn on the CD,and put on some of her own music! twisted Wait until she dies then push her off the roof. The End! PM me if I win!  

[In Search of that Booty]

queenkatie911

Okay,I got it!:"Kidnap her 1st. Bring her to this old place....Use a knife to torture her! Then, I'll use something that has electric in it then put it in her mouth for about 3 seconds, 'cause I don't want the part to end! Then,I'd cut 3 of her fingers off and make her eat 'em! And then leave her out in the cold night! When,I come back to see her,I have a Rattle Snake with me! Let the Rattle Snake bite her,then,try to drown her for a few min. Then,bring her up. To finish her off,I do this razz ut on my head phones,turn on the CD,and put on some of her own music! twisted Wait until she dies then push her off the roof. The End! PM me if I win!

My gawd xd ...  

[UchihaAvanger]

queenkatie911

Okay,I got it!:"Kidnap her 1st. Bring her to this old place....Use a knife to torture her! Then, I'll use something that has electric in it then put it in her mouth for about 3 seconds, 'cause I don't want the part to end! Then,I'd cut 3 of her fingers off and make her eat 'em! And then leave her out in the cold night! When,I come back to see her,I have a Rattle Snake with me! Let the Rattle Snake bite her,then,try to drown her for a few min. Then,bring her up. To finish her off,I do this razz ut on my head phones,turn on the CD,and put on some of her own music! twisted Wait until she dies then push her off the roof. The End! PM me if I win!

wow rofl i like ur idea of torture  

[xXGo_StarrXx]

xDDD a fan wants her to sign something so she signs et then de girl shoots her o-o and then her friends try to help her and give her a good grave but then they take her into de school for a test....and shes just rotting and then de cops come and say there she is! and then her friends toss her out de window and her head falls off XP mrgreen xDDD  

[Fell Down A Hole]

wow this is fun...ok sooo shes walking down the street with selena gomez when suddenly a huge hot dog falls out of the sky and she goes omg hot dog! blaugh so she eats the whole thing in 2 seconds and selena gomez goes, hey why didnt you share? and hannah montana says because im slefish and ugly and have no talent 3nodding so sleena is looking at her all weird eek and says i wanted some hot dog and hannah says TOO BAD I HATE YOU YOU HAVE NO TALENT scream so selena turns into a ninja ninja and says: NOW YOU PAY FOR THAT scream so they start having a major chick fight on the sidewalk and people satrt screaming and shoting at them, thinking they are evil chickins question and they suddenly blow up burning_eyes and then people allover theworld throw a huge party and are soo happy forever xd i like my story DO I WIN???  

[x0StrawberryLemonade0x]

See, this would be a VERY tedious process for me. First, I would have to break her bones, while resisting the urge to break her neck and kill her. Then, I would have to get out a nice big knife that cuts through flesh easily. With that knife I would slice every square centimeter of her body, making sure to not cut too deep and to avoid any major arteries. During the cutting I would also have a hard time not stabbing her to death with all of my hatred. See, and then while she lies in her own blood, still slowly oozing out blood she'll beg me to kill her, but I wouldn't have had all of my fun yet. So I let her beg and beg and beg while i shave off all of her precious (to her) hair. Oh, and you know how she's obsessed with her teeth? Well, I would pull out her teeth slowly. . . one by one. . . as she lies there bleeding. After that I would finally give her mercy and kill her. Wait, that's not the end of it. I would then take her dead body and burn it along with all of the retarded CD's and DVD's and Posters and EVERYTHING of her as the fire feed. Then I would burn the ashes, and the ashes of the ashes, and the ashes of the ashes of the ashes, and so on, until there was nothing left. . . twisted Sorry if that disturbed you. sweatdrop Now to get to this. . . I would kidnap her after one of her wretched concerts and throw her in a cage! biggrin  

[smicE_crEam]

Legolas7129

See, this would be a VERY tedious process for me. First, I would have to break her bones, while resisting the urge to break her neck and kill her. Then, I would have to get out a nice big knife that cuts through flesh easily. With that knife I would slice every square centimeter of her body, making sure to not cut too deep and to avoid any major arteries. During the cutting I would also have a hard time not stabbing her to death with all of my hatred. See, and then while she lies in her own blood, still slowly oozing out blood she'll beg me to kill her, but I wouldn't have had all of my fun yet. So I let her beg and beg and beg while i shave off all of her precious (to her) hair. Oh, and you know how she's obsessed with her teeth? Well, I would pull out her teeth slowly. . . one by one. . . as she lies there bleeding. After that I would finally give her mercy and kill her. Wait, that's not the end of it. I would then take her dead body and burn it along with all of the retarded CD's and DVD's and Posters and EVERYTHING of her as the fire feed. Then I would burn the ashes, and the ashes of the ashes, and the ashes of the ashes of the ashes, and so on, until there was nothing left. . . twisted Sorry if that disturbed you. sweatdrop Now to get to this. . . I would kidnap her after one of her wretched concerts and throw her in a cage! biggrin

Weird...This one sounds familiar....I think I've read this in another post before.... ninja  

[In Search of that Booty]

kinda_gothic_amber

xDDD a fan wants her to sign something so she signs et then de girl shoots her o-o and then her friends try to help her and give her a good grave but then they take her into de school for a test....and shes just rotting and then de cops come and say there she is! and then her friends toss her out de window and her head falls off XP mrgreen xDDD

That's so off of Robot Chicken. Then she's in her manager's office in the fetal position in the chair and he says" And that's how we'll end Hannah if you ever get knocked up like that Zoey 101 WHORE!"
Next time, try to get your own story if you're gonna enter it in a contest  

[Chloesaurus]

A waffle with Halo and wings kidnaps her.And then a evil Pancake ties her up and puts dynamite on her head.Soon it will go off and pieces of her head will be lying around the room.