Peter Griffin and the Chicken

[Krell356]

Ok, I just had a great idea, anyone who watches Family knows about Peter Griffin and the Chicken. This thread will be a never ending fight between the two going all kinds of places just beating that crap out of each other. I'll start it

Peter is walking down the sidewalk when the chicken jumps out of a car, as it drives by Peter, and tackles him.  

[Lanie_may_702]

They are in front of a jewelry store so peter punches in the store window and pulls out a necklace to choke the chicken.  

[Krell356]

The chicken grabs a broken piece of glass off the ground and shoves it behind him and it goes up Peter's nose and he quits strangling the chicken.  

[mathwl1020]

so peter takes the glass out of his nose and slashed the chicken's leg  

[Krell356]

Peter than begins punching the chicken toward the road and they are hit by a car and continue fighting on top of it.  

[The Shadow-Star]

the car comes to a turn and they are both thrown off. they continue to pummel each other as they tumble down a big hill  

[mathwl1020]

but the hill ends abruptly and they continue rolling, right off a bridge...  

[Krell356]

they fall into a river that leads right to a waterfall, Peter grabs onto a rock and the chicken grabs onto Peter's leg and starts pecking him.

((Would anyone be suprised if this is how they actually come up with the Peter vs chicken scenes for the show? If only we had a skilled artist team we could put this into graphics lol))  

[mathwl1020]

((lol, you're probably right))
So peter pulls a pocket knife out of his back pocket and throws it at the chicken's eye  

[Krell356]

The blade misses and bounces off the chickens beak. The chicken finally gets Peter to let go of the stone and they both go over the falls punching each other in mid air.

((damn I'm so glad I came up with this game))  

[Lanie_may_702]

They fall into the water fall and then continue punching each other as they get out. Peter then grabs a tree branch and begins beating the chicken in the face with it.  

[mathwl1020]

peter beats the chicken until it stops moving. he gets up and goes to walk away, but the chicken gets back up...  

[Hoshigiri]

The chicken grabs a tree branch as well. Then the two stare each other down kill bill style, and a tree branch sword battle ensues.  

[mathwl1020]

but then peter's tree branch breaks...  

[Krell356]

The chicken hits Peter in the face a few times before Peter runs up the side of a tree matrix style and does a backflip onto the chickens shoulders and starts punching him in the face.