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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:24 pm

As a college-bound senior, I have been filling out a TON of papers for grants, scholarships, and the like. So, why not do something similar for my good friends at PSG? While i obviously cannot give out real cash, I can give 100,000g to person who best answers this scholarship-based question. Best of luck to everyone!

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:34 pm

RULES

1. The answer must be submitted by post. All entries by PM, IM, e-mail, or other methods will not be accepted, and u will b laffed @.

2. The answer submitted must be distinguished by quotations marks "". Any answer denoted by italics, underlining, parantheses, or other means will not be accepted, and u will b laffed @.

3. The answer must be PSG appropreate. This is not an R-rated site, people! Any answer containing swear words, inuendoes, or other non-acceptable language will not be accepted, and u will b laffed @.

And, now, with out further ado, the scholarship question:

Many scholarship forms require essays written by the student, explaining why they deserve the scholarship in question. What sentence should you never, never, NEVER!!! include on that essay? Please be a creative and original as possible.

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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:10 pm

I'd participate if I didn't hafta send it by mail. I'd hafta send it overseas and it would take foreverz sweatdrop

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:44 pm

lol.....never write "I want to go to college so i can make a lot of money"

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ni hao elaine
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:55 pm

Something you should never include in that essay is the following sentence starter:
I want this scholarship because...

NO!
It lacks creativity and is banal (oh yeah, SAT word! One thing you should do is strut your vocabulary skills.)
Think of something that would stand out to your audience. Those people reading your essay are probably tired form reading essay after bland essay. Write something more exciting (and true) to catch their attention.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:02 am

undacuva_druid

I'd participate if I didn't hafta send it by mail. I'd hafta send it overseas and it would take foreverz sweatdrop

Post in this topic or snail mail?

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Shajinia
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:02 pm

OfCourseImAwesome

Something you should never include in that essay is the following sentence starter:
I want this scholarship because...

NO!
It lacks creativity and is banal (oh yeah, SAT word! One thing you should do is strut your vocabulary skills.)
Think of something that would stand out to your audience. Those people reading your essay are probably tired form reading essay after bland essay. Write something more exciting (and true) to catch their attention.

Rule #2.

*waits while you scroll up to re-read*

U r laffed @

lol, jk

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:05 pm

You know, Ive come into quite a bit of money recently, so I'm upping the ante. 100,000 gaia gold to the best response.

BRING IT!!!

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Melisciose22
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:04 pm

eek eek

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:13 pm

"I hope that one day i will, with help from your scolarship, be a better leader than my father Warren Buffet"

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A Fitting End

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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:57 pm

"If you'll look at page 157 you'll note that I am the only qualified person to receive this scholarship as I've only lived in this country legally since tomorrow."

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:33 am

Shajinia

OfCourseImAwesome

Something you should never include in that essay is the following sentence starter:
I want this scholarship because...

NO!
It lacks creativity and is banal (oh yeah, SAT word! One thing you should do is strut your vocabulary skills.)
Think of something that would stand out to your audience. Those people reading your essay are probably tired form reading essay after bland essay. Write something more exciting (and true) to catch their attention.

Rule #2.

*waits while you scroll up to re-read*

U r laffed @

lol, jk

:cries:
Don't ostracize me!
:hiccups:
Great now I needa rethink.

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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:37 am

"If I don't get this scholarship, I'll suicide. You'll be the one to blame; it's your fault. Do you think you can live with that guilt? If the answer's no, I suggest you give me this scholarship."