Cindy: Hello E.F.E It's me again Cindy Donovinh reporting from E.F.E news channel 565 with two interviews from your fellow Guild members the first interview is with Encarton who we caught walking around. Okay ready? Let's start.
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Cindy: Encarton Encarton! What do you have to say to EFE about the statue and battle between the pizza people?
Encarton: I'd like to state that there was never any real threat to the civilians in the surrounding area as my statue had everything under control. Those evil pizza people stood no chance against it and were quickly contained or defeated. Its shocking today how such random violence is let onto our streets to run rampant. But luckily our amazing defense's are top of the line and quick to respond in quelling uprisings such as today's as well as other emergency situations
Cindy: So your statue didn't accidently crush anything (or anyone) while it took on the pizza monster?
Encarton: No, my statue defense system is specially designed to avoid injuring any civilians who may be in the area. Unless those civilians are actually the perpetrators that are causing the trouble.
Cindy: How did you get the funding to design such a thing? Did you have to persuade the president?
How does the robot capture the perpetrators?
Encarton: Uhh... uhh... *clears throat*
How we funded, designed, and other details are not to be disclosed at this time due to security risks that might arise because of them... yeah... that works.
Who are you working for anyways?
Who sent you!? You have yet to identify yourself!
Security standby!
Cindy: I'm reporter Cindy of course!
What did you do to get he funds?!
The viewers have the right to know!
Encarton: Errr... a benefactor who shall not be named. Yes. That is who gave us the funds and the designs and the system. We just had to look them over for problems and then instate them. It was perfect. Absolutely no cost to any of you tax payers out there or your budget....
Cindy: Hmmm...Okay you're story seems plausable
I'll leave you for now
Thank you for the interview
Encarton: Thank you. Come back anytime
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Cindy: And with that he dashed off highly suspicous if you ask me.
Now onto the second interview this one involves the highly know and widely popular TillxGone
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Cindy: There's been rumors going around that you and Encarton have been showing PDA ( public display of affection)
Is it true that you and Encarton are gonna take this relationship to the next level?
TillxGone: Oh geez this is so random asking me this out of no where.
But, to answer your question, I really don't know if we are going to.
Cindy: I see...and why is that?
TillxGone Because we're not really an official couple.
We're just lovers
Cindy: So when do you think you will be a couple?
I need to know
TillxGone Whenever we want to be one
Cindy: okay okay So is there anything you want EFE to know?
TillxGone Yes, I would like them to know that they should keep their immune systems up by eating loads of fruits and vegetables
Cindy: Thank you for this interview
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Cindy: Those were the interviews of Encarton and TillxGone. I'd like to thank them for taking the time to talk to us!
Encarton you're still under the watchful eye of the Cindy
Remember vote for Encarton! The soon to be currupted leader!
This is Cindy Donovinh reporting from E.F.E news channel 565
Have a good night.
