Funny Valentine's Cards

[Zapatorf]

So, I sent out a message earlier, and this is what it looked like.

I cannot begin to describe how quickly my navel burns for you. As I write this, I'm growling in my cake, unable to contain my singing desire. Please, accept my purple embrace and know that you're truly the mandarin orange of my eye.

From one friend to another

I yearn for you slowly,

Zapatorf


Anyone else get some funny cards, either sending or recieving?  

[GeorgeStow]

No, but I remember this other funny card I heard about for colour-blind florists.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
........

That's it. xd  

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

GeorgeStow

No, but I remember this other funny card I heard about for colour-blind florists.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
........

That's it. xd

rofl