February Avi Contest: "My Funny Valentine"

[Melisciose22]

heart Hi my name is Melisciose22 and I enjoy long walks at the beach, oil massages and a guy who can make me laugh. But you went and got some one who was funny looking!!! Happy Valentines my dears. Could u have picked a funnier looking date? heart

One year many years ago all my girlfriends had dates for valentines and just for fun one of my dear friends set me up on a blind date. I talk to him on the phone and he sounded really nice and cute but when he came to meet me at school lol one day... gonk lets just say im 5'4" and he was shorter than me....lol....I mean like to my shoulder short! And his pants were so humungouse every five steps he was pulling up his pants. Boy did my friend get a mouth full...but she couldn't stop laughing......See we didnt have myspace back then but yeah the whole day i felt like i was giving my little bro a tour of our high school.

You think u can out shine my friends and set me up with an even funnier blind date??

1. Deer Dance 21= "powder wig nudist"
   
   
2. Fanboy360: The Super-Model and the Caveman
   
   
3. myownraincloud
   
   
4. mystic 12= " OMG I ate too much chocolate!!"
   
   
5. Mystic 12= "I think I ate too much on V day"
   
   
6. Melisciose22="mad scientist and his creation"
   
   

first place envelope
second 2000
third 1000


Polling will begin on feb. 20th 2009  

[Mystic12]

OMG I am the first here!! Oh well a funny Valentine. I don't know how to do funny to good.  

[Mystic12]

You know what is real funny? I read the same heading in the Macy's catalog that featured Juicy Couture. I threw all of those catalogs away.. I am going green so I emailed the coupon advertising agency too and put a STOP on the mail list. I hate that.  

[Melisciose22]

lol...i love u mystic  

[daniG0rawr]

Mystic12

You know what is real funny? I read the same heading in the Macy's catalog that featured Juicy Couture. I threw all of those catalogs away.. I am going green so I emailed the coupon advertising agency too and put a STOP on the mail list. I hate that.

man u really r going green..in evry way possible?  

[A Fitting End]

The Valentine's day after I had my daughter (5 months later) my boyfriend got me a bunch of stuff from Victoria's Secret. I had went from a size 8 to a size 14 during my pregnancy so I had been really bummed out. When I opened the gift box I saw that all the stuff was really cute - but in my OLD size! The idiot ended up with a gift box broke over his head and a lot of shredded roses lying at his feet. Mwahahaha! I was not a happy Valentine. Oh, and he's now my ex. LOLZ!  

[A Fitting End]

Oh wait! Maybe that makes me an evil Valentine!!!  

[DeerDance21]

rofl rofl
That's funny!  

[daniG0rawr]

Ebon Faerie

The Valentine's day after I had my daughter (5 months later) my boyfriend got me a bunch of stuff from Victoria's Secret. I had went from a size 8 to a size 14 during my pregnancy so I had been really bummed out. When I opened the gift box I saw that all the stuff was really cute - but in my OLD size! The idiot ended up with a gift box broke over his head and a lot of shredded roses lying at his feet. Mwahahaha! I was not a happy Valentine. Oh, and he's now my ex. LOLZ!

gosh thats scary  

[Mystic12]

Well I started out on Friday and gave everybody at work a rose pin. Either somebody got a pearlized pink rose or a dark red rose. Then I filled the candy jar with Valentines M&M's. With the small boxes of chocolate that Dori brought everybody was hooked up for the day. As for my HUMAN valentine James because I am not speaking to him for two weeks I made him a basket (just in case he did something for me) . He loves Chai Tea in the can so I bought him a HUGE can and some individual packaged donuts for when he goes to work. I wrapped everything up in red tissue and then the clear stuff with hearts. Well, he text me a V day message and came over with yellow roses and chocolate ladybugs so he got his basket too.  

[Mystic12]

OMG i got one wait  

[daniG0rawr]

Mystic12

Well I started out on Friday and gave everybody at work a rose pin. Either somebody got a pearlized pink rose or a dark red rose. Then I filled the candy jar with Valentines M&M's. With the small boxes of chocolate that Dori brought everybody was hooked up for the day. As for my HUMAN valentine James because I am not speaking to him for two weeks I made him a basket (just in case he did something for me) . He loves Chai Tea in the can so I bought him a HUGE can and some individual packaged donuts for when he goes to work. I wrapped everything up in red tissue and then the clear stuff with hearts. Well, he text me a V day message and came over with yellow roses uand chocolate ladybugs so he got his basket too.

ur sweet  

[MyOwnRainCloud]

okay,so daniel&grae wanted me to enter..
so i will.[:

 

[MyOwnRainCloud]

ahhh,,this is so hardd.;o

 

[MyOwnRainCloud]

MyOwnRainCloud

ahhh,,this is so hardd.;o

i made a horrible one,lol..