Corrupt a Wish (Yay another dumb game :D)

[CaptainBaconMan]

You should know how to play this, but just in case I'll tell you. poster makes a wish, then next poster corrupts it, then makes their own wish, corrupt the wish by turning it around to make something horrible happen to the wisher.

Example:

I wish I had a bunch of money!

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It is a million dollars in pennies, and they land on you from the sky, killing you.

I wish I had a tuna sandwich.

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I'll start it off.

I wish I was really super duper smart.  

[H y p n o t i c Fox]

But you are. You're the smartest in the Special Ed. Class. 8D

I wish I could kill someone with my bare hands...hehe...

 

[counter-strike rocks]

you could, you just need to stop hiding like a p***y

i wish that i could teleport where ever i wantted to  

[CaptainBaconMan]

Granted, you teleport inside a mountain, your atoms overlap causing a giant thermonuclear explosion.

I wish I was George Washington.  

[H y p n o t i c Fox]

Sure, why not? You're a dead president over 200 years old and buried in the ground.

I wish I had the ability to run super faaast!

 

[counter-strike rocks]

then you'll run into a pole and slice yourself so you can "be at two places at once" if you know what i mean

i wish that fast food was healthy and cheap  

[CaptainBaconMan]

Granted, now everyone is a healthy prude and people sniff their own farts and like it. Thanks a lot douche.

I wish I was a robot.  

[counter-strike rocks]

robot=slave
slave=forever unhappy
forever unhappy=suicide

i wish that polar bears weren't goin extincted  

[CaptainBaconMan]

They run rampant and kill everyone on earth.

I wish I had a mask  

[counter-strike rocks]

y? your face itself is a mask

i wish i had l4d  

[Radiosquid]

Alright, but it's for the Sega Dreamcast.

I wish amoebas made suitable pets.  

[counter-strike rocks]

ummmmm, ya, never gona happen, they to small and they always taunt us by saying "ha ha we were the first living things on earth u nubcakes"

i wish there was world peace =D (try and make that bad)  

[Radiosquid]

Done. Humans now start war with aliens and we get our asses kicked and blown up.

I wish I had a mug that never ran out of good tasting coffee, and never overflowed.  

[counter-strike rocks]

then you get to hyper where you destroy your office at work so to repay for it you have to give up every thing including your mug, job, etc.

i with that i could live perfect life (my point of view) but it not being to perfect  

[CaptainBaconMan]

Being perfect you realize that there is no point to your life seeing as you have nothing left that you can possibly accomplish, you totally an hero.

I wish I was a total stud.